Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:44 pm
did what? What are you talkin g about. Did nofink 
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:45 pm
don't worry metal he is in one of those moods!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm
Not a chat up line but, it's what most girls say to me over a post coital cig.Vonboyage wrote:Metalface u did it again...
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm
He certainly is in cantankerous form today.*Grand* wrote:don't worry metal he is in one of those moods!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:46 pm
i need to go to the dentist.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:47 pm
Brush dem teeth.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm
They also say that. lolVonboyage wrote:Brush dem teeth.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:48 pm
Not a chat up line but, it's what most girls say to me over a post coital cig.[/quotemetalboxproducts wrote:Vonboyage wrote:Metalface u did it again...
Lol, do you then say 'You just got Done by the metalface'?
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:49 pm
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:50 pm
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:14 pm
more people. come-on, this thread is the fucking dogs...
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:14 pm
Lol.. see Deamz writing all these down in an attempt to draw some essex chicks.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:17 pm
"Your skin looks a bit dry, want me to cum in your face ,I've heard it does wonders..."
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:18 pm
''I noticed you from across the room... because you stink.''
''Oh.''
''Luckily, so do I. I was wanking yesterday for 8 hours in a jumper and I haven't washed since. Wanna coke?''
''Oh.''
''Luckily, so do I. I was wanking yesterday for 8 hours in a jumper and I haven't washed since. Wanna coke?''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:20 pm
"I have this can of Irn Bru, I bet you cant dilate your arsehole big enough for me to fit it in?"
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:20 pm
A mate of mine did once use "you're ugly but you intrigue me"
Can't remember if it worked or not, probably best if it didn't
Can't remember if it worked or not, probably best if it didn't
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:21 pm
You must get a lot of girls Frebentos? Your technique is slick.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:22 pm
''Is it just the drink or are you really not hideous in a dark room?''
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:23 pm
LolCorpsey wrote:''Is it just the drink or are you really not hideous in a dark room?''
Reminds me of the poster i got in my bathroom
DISCLAIMER:NoHomo @ having a dude in my bathroom while i piss.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 4:23 pm
how about a great pickup paragraph? i go tthis in the inbox yesterday morning. havent really gotten around to um... answering it.
personally i think glib small talk is really undervaluedSubject: ive been thinking about your big left toe
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no not really, jus wanted to catch yer attention
now that i have it, i can tell yu whatever it was i had planned on telling yu but that jus doesnt really matter much, what does matter much is that i feel the need to inform you of my intentions on taking you out..though i sit here and type this message, dont take it to be sum puppy luv BS laced with timidity, instead understand that I lack the faculty for small talk, I cannot create that oppurtunity for you to see me as how I am at the places we meet due to this ineptnitude at being glib. its all this frantic activity that generates a particular environment where I feel I cant be the person I want to be, I cant do myself justice by acting any other way then the way I know how....i know i think deeply on pretty much everything, but i cant help it, ive always been profound even when i was a wee tot...however i do find yur cultivation charming and yur intellect admirable, and if i may be so bold, yur not bad on the eyes either. i dont have anything to offer yu except myself, i dont even have a home, nor do i have any other sort of material pleasantries to make yu happy, but i what i lack in that arena, i more than make up for in character. alls i want is for the chance to take you out for an evening, becuase that's all i know how to do in this situation..i cant tell you this over the phone or in person becuase honestly i dont think it's what yu want to hear given the context. if yu give me that chance im confident that you will enjoy your time with me, if even just a tittle or a smidgeon of enjoyment graces yur experience i think that warrants an oppurtunity for me to take yu out. i need to do it proper for im a gentleman and i require a level of sophistication in these matters. sorry, i jus cant be more open to yu in a casual encounter, im not cut out for that
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