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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:06 am
by poax
boomnoise is suffering various skank ailments i hear...

i have churchill neck.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:07 am
by poax
8 wrote:
poax wrote:petit mort ?
non. un grand mort.
bien

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:08 am
by batfink
incroy(don)able!

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 am
by 8
do sneezes and a runny nose count as skank ailments?

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 am
by mos dan
boomnoise seemed fine last friday, he hides his injuries well.

i've no idea what you lot are on about now. i think u must be speaking croydonese. i'm outie...

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:09 am
by 8
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:10 am
by 8
mos dan wrote:boomnoise seemed fine last friday, he hides his injuries well.

i've no idea what you lot are on about now. i think u must be speaking croydonese. i'm outie...
oops.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:12 am
by poax
for non shall be victorious againts the formidable force that is the croydonians! moohaahaahaaa

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:13 am
by poax
8 wrote:do sneezes and a runny nose count as skank ailments?
no . you pussy

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:14 am
by spaceboy
i wish i was from croydon

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:15 am
by 8
poax wrote:
8 wrote:do sneezes and a runny nose count as skank ailments?
no . you pussy
bum.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:16 am
by 8
Spaceboy wrote:i wish i was from croydon
u can be. if u know how.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:17 am
by poax
true. croydon is a state of mind.
like psycosis.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:24 am
by spaceboy
8 wrote:
Spaceboy wrote:i wish i was from croydon
u can be. if u know how.
notebook and pencil out at the ready.

what are the ten croydon commandments then?

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:27 am
by mos dan
thou shalt honour thine hackett top
thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's white stilettos
thou shalt not use pub toilets for anything apart from chopping out lines

there's three right there

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:28 am
by mos dan
8 wrote:do sneezes and a runny nose count as skank ailments?
poax is right - sneezes and a runny nose are CURED by skanking, not created by it. same goes for chesty coughs - get some bass in there and you'll be good as new. dmz should be available on prescription...

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:30 am
by robjc
Possibly these....?

http://ubersite.com/m/62104

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:36 am
by poax
mos dan wrote:thou shalt honour thine hackett top
thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's white stilettos
thou shalt not use pub toilets for anything apart from chopping out lines

there's three right there
thou shalt not put down the bottle
thou shalt not speak with mr.policeman without biting off his nose
thou shalt not get into the back of the van without kicking screaming cursing every coppers mother in numerous and thou shall make no fuckin comment.

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:40 am
by tronman
8y i wanna see u rockin the croydon facelift at fwd 2mo

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:40 am
by 8
thou shalt not drive at 70mph on the underpass blasting out Christina Aguilera