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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:08 pm
by LEQ
powerpill wrote:
LEQ wrote:What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh.
epic fail
-q- :wink:

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:47 pm
by skawe
3 vampires in a bar, one says to the other 2 "ill have a bloody mary, what do you guys want?"

one says "ill have blood on the rocks please" and the other says "ill have a warm water"

they say "hang on a minute, arent you spose to be drinking blood?"

he pulls out a tampon... "yes, im making tea" :twisted:

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:27 pm
by jackieboi
2 dyslexics in a room. One turns and says to the other:

<sniffs>"Can you smell gas"

The other one replies

"You fucking joking? I cant even smell my own name"

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:54 pm
by elbe
eLBe wrote:
Teir wrote:
eLBe wrote:
Are-K142 wrote:
luminarsi wrote:why does snoop dog use an umbrella?

fo drizzle
why did snoop go to B n Q?


fo chizzle
Why does snoop dogg like sausages

fo sizzle
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?





fo frizzle
What is snoop dogs favourite art medium?

sculpture...fo chizzle.
Why does snoop dogg smoke rollies?

fo rizzle (r)


what does snoop dog feed his dogs?

fo kibbles

where does snoop dog shop

fo Lidles

ok that was stretching it a bit

BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:34 pm
by teir
Teir wrote:
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle
eLBe wrote:
BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit

Second fail eLBe... :roll:

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:45 pm
by diss04
eLBe wrote:What is snoop dogs favourite art medium?

sculpture...fo chizzle.
i LOL'd

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:16 pm
by elbe
Teir wrote:
Teir wrote:
why does snoop dogg use conditioner?

fo frizzle
eLBe wrote:
BUT...

Why does snoop dog use conditioner?












FO FRIZZLE

ok that was stretching it a bit

Second fail eLBe... :roll:


THIS IS A CONSPIRACY, be careful everyone Teir is obviously an alien life-form (probably resembling a lizard) who is reading your thoughts then traveling back in time and claiming them for himself!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:56 pm
by nousd
why does Snoop Dog use honey?

fo drizzle

:oops:
solidarity

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:26 pm
by Coppola
why did snoop undo his flys?

fo' Wizzle...