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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:34 am
by dr ddd
*edit wrong thread

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:57 am
by deamonds
belb wrote:girlfriend's dad has crossbow under the bed and likes to point said crossbow at people, relationship goes downhill from this point on
mmm, strange...

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:46 am
by swiftguyver
a couple years ago i went out with the most selfish tnuc ever for about 7-8 months...

learnt from my mistakes though...

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:19 am
by Dead Rats
I can feel the love in this thread.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:32 am
by nousd
^Well why aren't you happy?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:50 am
by Dead Rats
SD5 wrote:^Well why aren't you happy?
I got mah dick stuck in mah zip LOL

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:09 pm
by ch3
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:16 pm
by slim
ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:17 pm
by ch3
Slim wrote:
ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?
Lol. I was just wondering, should I start getting offended every time someone calls me polish :P

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:27 pm
by Dead Rats
Slim wrote:
ch3 wrote:
Slim wrote:
mattron wrote:Me and an asian.
was cheated on.
twice.

nuff said.
Err... racist much?
Err... PC much?
Err... racism-enabling-apologetics much?
I don't think there's anything wrong with calling an Asian an Asian. When I got hold of some Japanese bird, I was like "FUCKING HELL, I DID IT, I FINALLY GOT HOLD OF A JAPANESE BIRD!!!!!!"

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:30 pm
by rubrikubrik
I'm just gonna put this out there.
Heh girls (& guys that act like girls) when you fuck up, and yes you did fuck up, take some responsibility. Sweet as

Girl goes to other side of world, extends ticket, decides to stay comes back, leaves, fuckupbreakup, now has a long distance to a former friend . Waaa?

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:38 pm
by pre-thought process
I have had 4 major relationships in my life. 3 of those were kind of parallel and ended up with lots of people not talking to each other, a bottling and 1 count of arson. 4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:57 pm
by deamonds
Pre-Thought Process wrote:4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)
thats a shame she isnt really

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:01 pm
by manray
dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:08 pm
by pdomino
You go for asian, I go for mixed race. Just descriptive surely.
deamonds wrote:
Pre-Thought Process wrote:4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)
thats a shame she isnt really
hahaha a man of my own heart lol

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:25 pm
by schamotnik
manray wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.
or both

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:30 pm
by deamonds
Schamotnik wrote:
manray wrote:
dr ddd wrote:i'd be upset with the guy and it would be over, but the "best" mate would deal with worse tbh
True that. Can handle a girl cheating on you but a best mate? There are only two options really, never speak to the guy again or shank him in the neck. Up to you.
or both
i think if you followed the 2nd peice of advice the 1ST would be inevitable

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:35 pm
by magma
I'm currently enjoying a remarkably good relationship with a massive lump of hash. My girlfriend isn't quite as enthusiastic.

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:39 pm
by deamonds
Magma wrote:I'm currently enjoying a remarkably good relationship with a massive lump of hash. My girlfriend isn't quite as enthusiastic.
pssh...well personally i think i can speak for everyone here, when i say, her enthusiasm is overrated...does the hash make you tidy up? does the hash ask you what you are thinking? does the hash say, not tonight darling..??? no, thats right, it fucking doesnt