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Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:14 am
by feral witchchild
You fucked up, breh, but if it's of any consolation, that kind of blind obliviousness is strangely appealing to some women.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:19 am
by miscreant
Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:
YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear
IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR MUM, MATE?
I would hope not - not just because thats a man but mainly because that would mean that somewhere in my gene pool i have the ginger gene which would also mean that any babies i might have are getting thrown off a fucking bridge in a potato sack.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:26 am
by BaronVon
Re: Holy fucking shit am I an idiot...
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:20 pm
by Alty
Ah shit. I can be pretty bad at picking up on these things too. But that really does suck
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:35 pm
by did
MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:
dont make me fucking sick....
YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear
probably one of my all time favourite posts
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:52 pm
by did
From FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
HAHAHAHA that guy is a fucking legend
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:23 pm
by missedthebus
MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:Dead Rats wrote:MiscreanT wrote:
dont make me fucking sick....
YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear
mmm daywalker hot.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:35 pm
by surface_tension
Jesus Christ Baron, talk about failing. At no point did you think that this may be an opportunity to lose your virginity finally?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:39 pm
by surface_tension
Ok I think I might have one better... This dude who shall remain nameless was with myself and Claw at Dubwar. He goes up and hits on this girl working at the bar and says "why don't you call some of your friends, there are no girls here" and the bartender points to her friend standing next to the bar.
He turns and says "I'm sorry I didn't know you were a girl" or something like that. He got no drink, no number, no ass, no friends were called. We never took him with us anywhere again.
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:47 pm
by surface_tension
Nobody wants a face full of pubes. Men and women, shave your neon red pubes or GTFO.
Re: Holy fucking shit am I an idiot...
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:15 pm
by boy_arena
The Wiggle Baron wrote:cos it was a bit bleak out (was raining i spose lol)
i lol'd
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:53 pm
by firky
a of dkr wrote:Firky wrote:My mate is ginger and really quite sensitive about it to such an extent he was 23 when he lost his virginity, which isn't ancient but it's not exactly young either. Anyway, first time he was going to get his end away, he turns off the light, drops his kecks in front of this beautiful spread girl who giggles at him
"what?" says butler
"i can see your pubes in the dark" says the girl
i don't get why ginger ppl are so upset about it. i kinda like them, especially the girls. i think ginger emphasizes any amount of pretty-ness.
i have a question for ppl living in UK: do girls get offended when you call them "birds"? it kinda seems to be the equivalent of "bitches" in the US. while I find "bitches" to be terrible, I kinda like "birds". I was wondering how the girls over there react to it.
edit: I suddenly feel awkward as the only girl posting in this thread
One of my flings was a red haired scottish girl, gorgeous she was. Proper celtic red hair and beautiful almond skin - she's still a good mate of mine.
'Bird' is not a derogatory term as 'bitches', it's has no negative connotations behind but it's really up to the individual, I'd never call a lass 'bird' if she she didn't like it. But IME most don't give a fuck
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:59 pm
by the wiggle baron
oh my lord...
I started a general conversation asking her what kind of things she listens to last night?
Answer: Reggae and dubstep mainly.
Holy...fucking...shit balls
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:17 pm
by miscreant
The Wiggle Baron wrote:oh my lord...
Aside from things generally going well last night (she used to work as an indian head massage person or some shit...holy fucking hell is it ever nice
) I started a general conversation asking her what kind of things she listens to?
Answer: Reggae and dubstep mainly.
Holy...fucking...shit balls
quality, now all you need to ask is does she take it up the arse and has she got any photos of her mates and you've got yourself quaite a catch.
you could save yourself the bother of asking the second question by adding her on facebook>photo albums>holiday pictures>ibiza 2008
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:27 pm
by 2manynoobs
lol, this girl should know there's a thread of her goin on dubstepforum
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:03 pm
by miscreant
^^^
aye should she. slag
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:41 pm
by magma
2ManyNoobs wrote:lol, this girl should know there's a thread of her goin on dubstepforum
There's a quality first post left in this thread.
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:00 pm
by the wiggle baron
Awwwwww, shes been ill the last couple of days, and she said she dreamt i was making her cups of tea all last night
(but tone down the smile on that badboy in your head so it doesnt look so mental)
Im going all mushy here...its been yeeeears since ive gone mushy...
Reeeally like her...
edit: Wait, what the FUCK?! Just realised a flip side here. We aint even together, theres just been some vintage courting style happenings...and shes already dreaming that im going to wait on her hand and foot every time she gets the goddam sniffles?!!
...liabilities
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:25 pm
by did
beat it
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:28 pm
by spooKs
Best Hideout thread since,........dunno i'l think of a funny one! I never come in here atm!
PLus this:
Feral Witchchild wrote:You fucked up, breh, but if it's of any consolation, that kind of blind obliviousness is strangely appealing to some women.
...has got to be true WigBar...it gets me through life!
