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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 1:37 pm
by frodo
Magma wrote:missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Once told that one to an ex's new boyfriend... about 5 minutes later, as everyone else was making up more joke statistics, he piped up with "How do you guys get to know so much about these statistics?"
*blank stares*
Oh dear..
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:22 pm
by dubluke
samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
hah!! i love one liners like that
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:05 pm
by HamCrescendo
My girlfriend just became a fan of "Unknown Drunken Injuries" on Facebook. Its good to see she's playing along.
Anyway, like most people with attention deficit disorder my age I
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:06 pm
by HamCrescendo
Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:15 pm
by frodo
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:25 pm
by Dead Rats
DanRev wrote:Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.
But not in the, er...F...A...
Look, it's a good joke, and I'm pissed off Chelsea won, okay!?
Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:34 pm
by j-sh
DanRev wrote:NilsFG wrote:samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.
Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.
technically correct, but no.
hahahaha
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:54 pm
by Pada
J-sh wrote:DanRev wrote:NilsFG wrote:samkablaam wrote:whats brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
You always got to make them look like racists afterwards.
Yar, I've done that one except it was "Whats brown and rhymes with snoop dogg?" and the fella said wog.
technically correct, but no.
hahahaha
all about the line in bold
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:02 pm
by selrahc
what do you call an arab flying a plane?
a pilot, you racist.
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:07 pm
by drokkr
DanRev wrote:Kate McCann has been made the new manager of Chelsea. She's only ever lost 1 in Europe.
going up as my facebook status now
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:47 pm
by slackbastard
a pedophile and a little girl are walking through some dark woods, the little girl looks up at the pedophile and say 'im scared'. the pedophile turns round looks at the little girl and says 'how do you think i feel? i have to walk back on my own!'
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:10 am
by BNanni
Whats the diffrence between Maddie McCann and the Pope?
The Pope's still a virgin.
Re: One for the lads.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:29 am
by adwok
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a dog
Re: One for the lads.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:13 am
by particle-jim
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Rape the bitch
Re: One for the lads.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:31 am
by Coppola
I wasted 10 pounds on pay per view the other night, turns out 'Jordan: take a look at my dribbling tnuc' was just a video of Harveys birthday party.
Re:
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:49 am
by capo ultra
s & m wrote:whats sexier than a 12 year old girl in the shower??
when she slicks her hair back she looks like a twelve year old boy!!
One of my favourites is 'what's sexier than fucking a 12 year old girl?
Flipping her over and pretending she's a boy'
Re: One for the lads.
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:15 am
by did
What's 10 inches long, red and makes my wife cry when i feed it to her?
Her miscarriage
Re: One for the lads.
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:06 am
by tr0tsky
epic bump
