Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 4:22 pm
missedthebus wrote:Dead Rats for WIN!
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Dumest Ninja 2009...fades into oblivion.
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 5:01 pm
Was gonna vote for wiggles but then realized he's not dumb,merely a sweet young innocent tragically not quite yet au fait with the ways of this cruel and unforgiving world.So in teh end I voted rats,was the only choice really.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:11 pm
I might have to log on under one of my other pseudonyms as there are so many deserving a vote 
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 8:42 pm
Right, thats it.
The polls off, it must be.
I have come to the conclusion that I should be winning this clean sweep. And not to do with my amusing inability to bag me an Auria (although I still maintain its entirely situational ya fuckers
) but OH MY DAYS i should have not left revision this late.
Im fucked. Ive fucked myself. Im a fucking tard. Fuck.
The polls off, it must be.
I have come to the conclusion that I should be winning this clean sweep. And not to do with my amusing inability to bag me an Auria (although I still maintain its entirely situational ya fuckers
) but OH MY DAYS i should have not left revision this late.Im fucked. Ive fucked myself. Im a fucking tard. Fuck.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:31 pm
The Wiggle Baron wrote: Right, thats it
The Wiggle Baron wrote: The polls off, it must be.
The Wiggle Baron wrote: The polls off, it must be.
The Wiggle Baron wrote: The polls off, it must be.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:48 pm
Ninjas have spoken.
Wiggle Baron & Rats 3rd
Dubstepjustin 2nd
the other guy 1st.
Acceptance speech later, after the cheering quietens down.
Wiggle Baron & Rats 3rd
Dubstepjustin 2nd
the other guy 1st.
Acceptance speech later, after the cheering quietens down.
Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 9:55 pm
I challenge rats to a bronze metal spak-off.
Gauntlet laid...or layed...
Gauntlet laid...or layed...
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:36 am
Made no diff, so I'll deliver my eulogy now:
My fellow ninjars,
It behooves me, upon such a special occasion,
to acknowledge the support & love,
upon which foundation,
this great victory has been founded.
I wish also to commiserate with those
who so dearly wished to garner this honour
and, to be frank, were probably more worthy than I...
aristocrats like the Baron, low-lifes like Dead Rats
and the misguidedly-narscissistic, like Dubstepjustin,
are to be encouraged to try again next year.
If I were just a little more modest,
and could work out how to do it, I might consider abdicating,
to let any one of those worthy fools to take up the crown.
But, alas, I am both a vain and ambitious man.
Having been duly elected Dumest Ninja 2009,
not only do I accept the responsibilty I have been handed
but I feel empowered to press the case of all dumsteppas,
throughout the length and breath of the universe.
Too long have we been oppressed,
too long our simple ideas belittled and dismissed.
Too long have the intelligent and shrewd held sway.
As Richard Nixon said, upon his wife, Pat,
calling out to him from the kitchen
that he had won the presidential election:
"Coming dear"
so am I coming into my own.
In the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months,
years, decades, centuries, millenia, ice ages and eons ahead,
I will be speling out my policies for the rising of the dum,
...rising to the top, like clotted cream.
For inspiration I turn to the great author of "The Three Mouseketeers",
who, in his eponymous autobiography "Dumas", wrote:
""The Three Ratketeers" didn't sound right".
Many things haven't sounded right to me
and I'm sure that my mentally-limited compadres
want things to stay that way.
Smart people, you have been warmed!
My fellow ninjars,
It behooves me, upon such a special occasion,
to acknowledge the support & love,
upon which foundation,
this great victory has been founded.
I wish also to commiserate with those
who so dearly wished to garner this honour
and, to be frank, were probably more worthy than I...
aristocrats like the Baron, low-lifes like Dead Rats
and the misguidedly-narscissistic, like Dubstepjustin,
are to be encouraged to try again next year.
If I were just a little more modest,
and could work out how to do it, I might consider abdicating,
to let any one of those worthy fools to take up the crown.
But, alas, I am both a vain and ambitious man.
Having been duly elected Dumest Ninja 2009,
not only do I accept the responsibilty I have been handed
but I feel empowered to press the case of all dumsteppas,
throughout the length and breath of the universe.
Too long have we been oppressed,
too long our simple ideas belittled and dismissed.
Too long have the intelligent and shrewd held sway.
As Richard Nixon said, upon his wife, Pat,
calling out to him from the kitchen
that he had won the presidential election:
"Coming dear"
so am I coming into my own.
In the seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months,
years, decades, centuries, millenia, ice ages and eons ahead,
I will be speling out my policies for the rising of the dum,
...rising to the top, like clotted cream.
For inspiration I turn to the great author of "The Three Mouseketeers",
who, in his eponymous autobiography "Dumas", wrote:
""The Three Ratketeers" didn't sound right".
Many things haven't sounded right to me
and I'm sure that my mentally-limited compadres
want things to stay that way.
Smart people, you have been warmed!
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 12:51 pm
Employ a speech writer did we?
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 1:50 pm
acknowledging ones failings is the first step, to which I applaud you. In this regard really you are all winners.
However on a more sobering note, we must all remember - in the quest for stupid, there are no winners.............
However on a more sobering note, we must all remember - in the quest for stupid, there are no winners.............
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:18 pm
Deadly Habit wrote:what about dza
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 12:21 am
yeah, only the dumas joke doesn't work because it's spelled musketeer, which doesn't relate in anyway with ratketeer and at least one of the terms must make sense in a joke like that
which proves again SD5 is unbeatable!
which proves again SD5 is unbeatable!
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:00 am
the other day i threw away a kfc tray
im not the only one whos done it
i saw someone do it today
im not the only one whos done it
i saw someone do it today
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:30 am
that qualifies you for the smartest ninja poll imosackmetropolis wrote:the other day i threw away a kfc tray
im not the only one whos done it
i saw someone do it today
you peeped their kitchen or what?
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:49 am
SD5 wrote:Made no diff, so I'll deliver my eulogy now:
Moving, very moving. Of the loose and runny variety even.
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:32 am
^Jeez man, that's spooky...the guy clapping I mean.
And Pimp: yu just don't get it mate.
And Pimp: yu just don't get it mate.
Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 4:08 pm
yeah was hopin to drop that in wiggle baron's thread about that girl, but this will do.SD5 wrote:^Jeez man, that's spooky...the guy clapping I mean.
Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:20 am
hahahahaha
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 8:08 am
He's gone... 
All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain...
All these moments will be lost, like tears in rain...