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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:42 am
by did
Two dinosaurs are walking along when they see a shemale.
The first dinosaur says, "Do you think that tranny saw us, Rex?"
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:30 pm
by Coppola
Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam?
you can't Marmalade your cock up a girls arsehole.
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:45 pm
by karmacazee
^^^^ Genius....
I went to the paper shop yesterday... It had blown away.
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:08 am
by Coppola
'I stand corrected' said the man in Orthopedic shoes...
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:16 pm
by firky
BEN? wrote:'I stand corrected' said the man in Orthopedic shoes...
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:20 pm
by bandshell
Why is Winnie the Pooh a bear.....?
because he's a fucking dick.
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 2:31 pm
by B_90
Why are Pirates Called Pirates???
BECUZ THEy ARRRRGGHHHHHH!
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:41 am
by skila
Paddy moves from Ireland to New York. After a few days he's settled in and decides to go and check out his local bar. He goes up to the barman and orders 2 pints of Guiness. He walks over to a table and sits down, placing 1 pint on the table. He drinks the first pint and then the second. When finished, he goes back to the bar and orders another 2 pints and drinks them in exactly the same manor.
A couple of days pass and each day Paddy goes into the bar and orders 2 pints at a time. The barmans curiosity gets the better of him and he says to paddy 'hey buddy, why don't you order 1 pint at a time surely the second pint is warm and flat by the time you drink it?' to which Paddy replies 'ah well you see, before I left Dublin me and my brother agreed that when ever we drank we'd do it like this to remember each other and all the good times we had'.
6 months later Paddy walks in and orders 1 pint of Guiness. A deathly hush falls across the bar. Paddy drinks his pint and gets up and orders another. The barman feels he should say something so he does 'I'm really sorry for your loss Paddy' to which Paddy looks confused 'loss?' he asks, 'Yes' says the barman 'your brother' Paddy laughs and replies 'ah no, Danny's fine, I just quit drinking!'
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:08 am
by curse
id tell you all the one about the shark infested custard... but you just wouldnt swallow it
wind turbines - massive fan
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:01 pm
by Coppola
Two cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?"
Man rings up his builder and says "I want a skip outside my house!" the builder replies, "well, there's nothing stopping you..."
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:11 pm
by B_90
Whats the best thing about shagging twenty-eight year olds?
Theres twenty of them!
What breaks if you have sex with it?
A baby's pelvis!
How do u get pikachu on a coach?
Pokemon!
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:29 pm
by bass hertz
what is the proof that McDonalds is secretly controlling all of the events of the world?
McDonald's is also know as the Build-A-Burgers.
I actually made this one up myself
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:25 pm
by firky
Curse wrote:
wind turbines - massive fan
you win the prize.
Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:52 am
by pk-
What time is Sean Connery getting to Wimbledon?
Ten-ish