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Dead Rats wrote:

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
and all was looking good, but then decided to boil the kettle for a hot water bottle, and then fry castor oil or something, to place on a towel over her liver for some reason or something.

Wait, what???

lol you really all just cant understand the situation. Id put my brand new fondue set on every one of you having the night go the exact same way last night.

And yeah, im just as wtf as you lol. She was like heating up some oil in a pan, then yeah, soaked it into a towel to place over her liver while she slept apparently. Its about the most hippy goddam house on the planet Im just gonna ring her up today btw and go for "if i hadnt said anything and she says shes leaving" plan. So, so, so beyond being able to deal with this going on

more like the wimpy baron, cmon dude!! get on with it!

The Wiggle Baron wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
and all was looking good, but then decided to boil the kettle for a hot water bottle, and then fry castor oil or something, to place on a towel over her liver for some reason or something.

Wait, what???

She was like heating up some oil in a pan, then yeah, soaked it into a towel to place over her liver while she slept apparently.

See, I just eat alot of fruit when I've got constipation...

dubluke wrote:more like the wimpy baron, cmon dude!! get on with it!

lol! NUFF of that y'all, 100%.
Like, honest to God I cant explain the situation. And funnily enough, im pretty frustrated as it is anyway

dude thats rough, but come on, following this all the way down in New Zealand too man

nfektd_kid wrote:dude thats rough, but come on, following this all the way down in New Zealand too man

Jesus fucking Christ. We're gonna have Wiggle Baron on Richard and Judy soon, or on the front of Heat or something.

why dont you just invite her out for a drink? or to catch a movie or summin similar?

SK3W3R wrote:why dont you just invite her out for a drink? or to catch a movie or summin similar?

movies no good, fuck all talking innit, wine and dine her bruv

Aint none of that on the cards.

I literally cant be fucked with this anymore, I just woke up and had a shower, and im going back round there right now, just going to ask her for a walk etc.

Once again, lets have those anti-anti-climax fingers crossed ninjas!

Mate... get her round to YOURS. You're in control of the situation then... otherwise, hire a Ninja to occupy Turkish. Rats'll see to her...

Magma wrote:Mate... get her round to YOURS. You're in control of the situation then... otherwise, hire a Ninja to occupy Turkish. Rats'll see to her...

hahaha

Set Turkish up on a blind date with one of your non existent mates at a place where it's very hard to finnd your way back from.

DID wrote:Set Turkish up on a blind date with one of your non existent mates at a place where it's very hard to finnd your way back from.

BRIXTON!

i ended up reading page 13 and got bored

did he fucked her or not?

ov3r wrote:i ended up reading page 13 and got bored

did he fucked her or not?

Nope.

' And then I realised, I was so deep in the friend zone I couldn't locate my nuts''

oh ffs, and I even said i´m out of this thread.
until something happens and I stop reading this thread I just can't convince myself I actually have a life..

please do something!!

LEQ wrote:

' And then I realised, I was so deep in the friend zone I couldn't locate my nuts''

LEQ wrote:

' And then I realised, I was so deep in the friend zone I couldn't locate my nuts''

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