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32 pages of chronic vaginaphobia only to result in fuck all??


mate you need to do some thinking. With all the effort of all these lengthy posts you've taken the time to write you could have been doing something more likely to get her clunge round your wanger.

You definitely left it too late and became a friend.

On the bright side of things, she might think your such a good friend she goes to you for advice next time some guy she likes starts taking an interest, you might even get filled in on some of the saucy stuff if it all goes well between them so you can take that one to the wank bank and pretend your him!!

Every cloud and all that.....

you guys need to talk to my rented bloke.

he knows whats up
he makes me feel so good.
I wake up everyday and the first thing i do is look at my phone/computer to see if hes sent me anything.

he took me from a frown to a smile and gd, i feel amazing.

MiscreanT wrote:32 pages of chronic vaginaphobia only to result in fuck all??


mate you need to do some thinking. With all the effort of all these lengthy posts you've taken the time to write you could have been doing something more likely to get her clunge round your wanger.

You definitely left it too late and became a friend.

On the bright side of things, she might think your such a good friend she goes to you for advice next time some guy she likes starts taking an interest, you might even get filled in on some of the saucy stuff if it all goes well between them so you can take that one to the wank bank and pretend your him!!

Every cloud and all that.....

fuckin lol

and true. but what is all this secret stuff you cant explain? surely its just a simple matter of you talked to her again and she said sorry i just want to be friends??

missbrass wrote:you guys need to talk to my rented bloke.

isn't that somebody who trades sex for money?

thats bad to hear mate, i'm sure though you will get over it if u arent already

i'm gonna really miss seeing news on this thread lol

The Acid Never Lies wrote:

missbrass wrote:you guys need to talk to my rented bloke.

isn't that somebody who trades sex for money?

not mine.....yet

frebentos wrote:rough mate.

dont listen to these faux mac daddys spouting e-advice/abuse.

move on, find an easy rider and vent your frustration.

Not listening to the "faux mac daddys" in this thread is how we got to this wholly unsatisfying conclusion

One of the worst parts about breaking up with my last boyfriend was knowing how difficult it is to find another one..

That was like..11 years ago...'98

bright maroon wrote:One of the worst parts about breaking up with my last boyfriend was knowing how difficult it is to find another one..

That was like..11 years ago...'98

no way!

I agree with it being hard. after all the bullshit i went through with my ex ive learned to raise a wall in order to protect myself among other things and i know that those will be the exact same thing that prevents me from truly finding someone.

Wiggles mate, "calm seas never made a good sailor"

is the one of the most cunning ways to get free beers at DMZ i have ever seen???

Mass prices huh wiggle baron


obviously im only joking sir, i'm gutted for you. try not to stress there really is plenty more fish in the sea

The Wiggle Baron wrote:

Megaladon wrote:You need to engineer the situation that Auria walks into her flat to find you drilling Turkish doggy-style over the kitchen table, preferably with a tray of tea and biscuits perched on her back.

You are a very bad man. A very bad man who probably should be designing t-shirts.

oh, and just had the sickest mix lol Always interesting to see where your mind takes you during an unplanned mix. Started with anti war dub...ended with the v

How we do

Much appreciated, seriously though don't feel too bad about all this. It's a learning process (wow that sounded patronising- I'm no fucking Romeo.) About this mix then, will that be d/l-able on here? I've got the others, good stuff

Megaladon wrote:

The Wiggle Baron wrote:

Megaladon wrote:You need to engineer the situation that Auria walks into her flat to find you drilling Turkish doggy-style over the kitchen table, preferably with a tray of tea and biscuits perched on her back.

You are a very bad man. A very bad man who probably should be designing t-shirts.

oh, and just had the sickest mix lol Always interesting to see where your mind takes you during an unplanned mix. Started with anti war dub...ended with the v

How we do

Much appreciated, seriously though don't feel too bad about all this. It's a learning process (wow that sounded patronising- I'm no fucking Romeo.) About this mix then, will that be d/l-able on here? I've got the others, good stuff

Nice one man Got another mix on the go atm actually. Bit of a project thats been on hold over exams. 100% bed time business. Half dubstep, and then all sorts of ambient type stuff ive liked in me time! I just want to get it finished so I can fall asleep to it

And nah...cant say I was recording. Just a bit of a speaker wrecking cathartic mix to be honest lol Im SO pumped for my raido show this weekend though! Havent done a show in fecking aaaaaaaaages cos of exams, and ya dun know im going to be heeeavily mash up Going straight off to the free party after. AAAHH actually so stoked for this weekend

And as dangerous a thing to think as this is to think, I do still swear this epic shenanigan aint over yet. Lots more talking planned, then a couple of weeks without seeing each other. Why im pretty happy at the end of the day really, as soon as I started talking to her I knew how things were gonna end up. But I figure, if anything real was ever going to happen (and ive got be honest, not really interested in anything short of something...quite serious i spose) then me having said my piece is just as much as can be done. If anything worthwhile was ever on the cards, a few weeks apart of thinkin is probably the one. Who knows really. Once again, just aint an explainable situation

38 hours time I am going to be FUCKLED

MiscreanT wrote:32 pages of chronic vaginaphobia only to result in fuck all??


mate you need to do some thinking. With all the effort of all these lengthy posts you've taken the time to write you could have been doing something more likely to get her clunge round your wanger.

You definitely left it too late and became a friend.

On the bright side of things, she might think your such a good friend she goes to you for advice next time some guy she likes starts taking an interest, you might even get filled in on some of the saucy stuff if it all goes well between them so you can take that one to the wank bank and pretend your him!!

Every cloud and all that.....

have you ever been with a woman?

i bet you charmed her,

u sound like u got more issues mate......

y do u care so much anyway, weird

my ladyfriendy track record is utterly abominable so you should take this with an industrial 2-ton drum of salt but sometimes the complicated veryveryslowburning "don't know what the fuck's going on" things turn out quite lovely, i take it this is a wee bit more than "keep in touch"

anyway be well wiggs

I finally decide to visit this thread and when I click it I see this.

MiscreanT wrote:32 pages of chronic vaginaphobia...

feeling better and better if anyone cares. More I think I realise that ive done everything I could really. Which aside from being a new personal best, is pretty much all I can do really

And yeah, it is a bit more than "keep in touch" Like we both seemed to agree that weve possibly never really met anyone who weve seemed to connect with in quite the same way so quickly. Theres definitely something there, and I dont think im just speaking for myself.

Think I said it before, but im definitely now of the opinion that im stoked I said what I did, and that if anything worth happening was ever going to happen, a few weeks apart might be just what she needs to kind of come to terms with everything. Whether or not that will mean anything is to be found out, but yeah, not like either of us is going anywhere.

And as bad a person as I feel saying this (although, with some of the other stuff thats been flying around this thread it feels...somewhat mild in comparison lol) we have never been in anyway intoxicated together. Not even like, a cheeky glass of wine. Now, we aint talking date rape plans here (rats...) but, well I can at least speak for myself when I say that 90% of the time something has ever ended up happening with a lady its been the post-build up drunken slurred "I fINk yor a WIcKEd"

And OH MY DAYS, one full day of revision left...and

FUCKED
FUCKED
OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BE FUCKED
SO FUCKED
GOD I CANT WAIT TO BE FUCKED

Wiggles man I feel for you but you know she'll end up wanting you. Damn it, everyone on this forum wants a bit of you, how could she resist? She just can't comprehend how amazing you are. Thinks you might end up secretly being a paranoid schizophrenic or some shit

I think the pressure is off you now. And you may well just drunkenly fumble your way up her soon enough.

can someone cliff this bitch out for me?/
too many pages