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granted, but you get herpes also.

i wish i had a cheetah of my own.

shane wrote:i wish i had a cheetah of my own.

granted, but it comes with a whip and a blinged out co-worker in spandex



i wish i had a pineapple..

TheEvilGirl wrote:

Jazzamataz wrote:Granted, but it'll taste of cotton...


I wish for more ugandan $

granted but the exchange will be so great that the mafia will kill you before you get your hands on it.

i wish for chocolate

Granted, but the chocolate is so good you can't help yourself and consume several pounds of the stuff, sending love chemicals to your brain and body, turning you into a sex-crazed maniac. You go out on the town and fuck the whole pub and wake up with morning sickness. Impossible to tell who the father is, you live the rest of your life on the dole struggling with a serious chocolate addiction, ending with an embarassing appearance on Maury.

I wish I had 2 penises

Gus wrote:

TheEvilGirl wrote:

Jazzamataz wrote:Granted, but it'll taste of cotton...


I wish for more ugandan $

granted but the exchange will be so great that the mafia will kill you before you get your hands on it.

i wish for chocolate

Granted, but the chocolate is so good you can't help yourself and consume several pounds of the stuff, sending love chemicals to your brain and body, turning you into a sex-crazed maniac. You go out on the town and fuck the whole pub and wake up with morning sickness. Impossible to tell who the father is, you live the rest of your life on the dole struggling with a serious chocolate addiction, ending with an embarassing appearance on Maury.

I wish I had 2 penises

Granted, but one of them is inside you - making you a hermaphrodite.


I wish i had a pristine Nas 12" Vinyl collection.

bellybelle wrote:

shane wrote:i wish i had a cheetah of my own.

granted, but it comes with a whip and a blinged out co-worker in spandex



i wish i had a pineapple..

Granted, with extras! But it'll be hard to close your mouth with all of them wedged in there.


I wish I had something cool to do on a friday night.

granted but your raving in antarctica...............







naked
















i wish i made more banger ass tunes more often

Press wrote:granted but your raving in antarctica...............







naked
















i wish i made more banger ass tunes more often

Granted, but you have to play them at the Antarctic rave












naked.



I wish for a large Prodigy vinyl collection.

granted, but your open them, they are actually death metal albums



i wish for Bernards watch

Mugger T wrote:granted, but your open them, they are actually death metal albums



i wish for Bernards watch

I love death metal!

Granted, you get the watch of a smelly, herpes-infested homeless man named Bernard.



I wish I had some REAL Prodigy albums, singles, etc.

granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

Werd2jaH wrote:granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

Granted, but it's after said electronics war.


I wish DJ Crises would play even more often.

Werd2jaH wrote:granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

Werd2jaH wrote:granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

granted, but all your vocal requests end up being for duck and donkey noises.

DJelements wrote:

I wish DJ Crises would play even more often.

granted but not until after you suddenly go deaf AND after the electronics war.



i wish i had the ability to bend time

kamala wrote:

Werd2jaH wrote:granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

Werd2jaH wrote:granted that before aquiring all the prodigy media, there is a massive electronics wars and nothing to pla yur prodigy tunes exist


i wish i had ah condenser mic and more vocal requests

granted, but all your vocal requests end up being for duck and donkey noises.

DJelements wrote:

I wish DJ Crises would play even more often.

granted but not until after you suddenly go deaf AND after the electronics war.



i wish i had the ability to bend time

granted, but then time would bend so far it would kick you in the ass.

I wish I had smaller feet.

granted all the shoes yu want are in exactly one shoe size bigger den yur newfound dwarfed feets



i wish i had all the marijuana in the world, and that everyone would call me julio the weed lord!

Werd2jaH wrote:granted all the shoes yu want are in exactly one shoe size bigger den yur newfound dwarfed feets



i wish i had all the marijuana in the world, and that everyone would call me julio the weed lord!

Granted, but you're on another planet with no herb whatsoever.


I wish I knew what to do for the chalk art thing tomorrow.

granted, but that sort of chalk art just does not go down well in a family show and you get arrested for lewd conduct in public

i wish my head would stop hurting (it was the cake i had at lunch - never blame the booze ever!)

Granted, but there comes a new policy that forbids serving booze to people that eat cake for lunch.

I wish it was Tuesday already.

granted, but tuesdays are crap

i wish it was DMZ already

granted but dmz is going to be all happy hardcore next time you go.


i wish i didnt have a sore throat

(i know that one is just asking for it)

i can't bring myslef to type what i was going to type there... so just ignore me lol