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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:36 pm
by dr ddd
Von wrote:badger wrote:
i wish someone would overtake me. it's getting embarassing
Summon Vonboyage back, then.
where did he go?!?!?!
i could hold a seance at the next SNR if everyone's in?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:37 pm
by dr ddd
badger wrote:Von wrote:badger wrote:
i wish someone would overtake me. it's getting embarassing
Summon Vonboyage back, then.
is there some sort of incantation for that? let me summon the book of runes
i think i'd miss you too much if i did that
oh jinx badger
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:40 pm
by von
Fuck knows how.
It's just a really boring thing to do.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:45 pm
by badger
anyone else think this is almost too interesting for this thread?
http://www.dubstepforum.com/viewtopic.p ... start=3585
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:55 pm
by von
I agree!
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:12 pm
by bellybelle
have a meeting today where we have to bring our production numbers for the last two weeks...as well as a report on what the company core values mean to each of us....
and we're teleconferencing this....can you feel the apathy?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:18 pm
by badger
bellybelle wrote:report on what the company core values mean to each of us....
does every company have this management bullshit? refer to earlier in this thread for more interesting management stuff, including some golden words of wisdom from Graham
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:26 pm
by bellybelle
badger wrote:bellybelle wrote:report on what the company core values mean to each of us....
does every company have this management bullshit? refer to earlier in this thread for more interesting management stuff, including some golden words of wisdom from Graham
the fact that we're having this meeting on the last day before a holiday weekend is just bureaucracy at its best. They get 5 stamps from me before I shred the docs and recycle them for new docs.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:33 pm
by ashley
28127,"","","/................/boot.ini",False,
28128,"","","/................/windows/win.ini",False,
28129,"","","/................/winnt/win.ini",False,
Im removing this shit from a CSV file. Sucky sucky hackers.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:58 pm
by jah wobble
just created a pdf of an advertisement.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:26 pm
by elbe
Be prepared for excitement...
I just went to print a couple of forms off. Walked to the printer to collect them, as I approached I could see various pieces of paper in the out tray, my heart rate quickened in anticipation of holding those A4 white sheets still warm from the printer yet something still felt amiss. I stood next to the machine, my face faintly illuminated by a small flashing orange light on the printer, my trembling hands reached out to the small stack of face down papers. Lifting them up my eyes narrowed as I scanned the dark print, standing so confident, so proud in its bold contrast to the pale white paper. One page, two pages, three pages, what was this, this was not mine. I flicked to the last page, my heart drowning in disappointed as I realised my papers were not among them. Looking at the printer my eyes connected with the small blue display it was then that the ugly horror was unveiled before me. Oh what a fool I had been. The printer was out of paper, so I stuck some more in got my print outs and walked back to my desk.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:29 pm
by bellybelle
eLBe wrote:Be prepared for excitement...
I just went to print a couple of forms off. Walked to the printer to collect them, as I approached I could see various pieces of paper in the out tray, my heart rate quickened in anticipation of holding those A4 white sheets still warm from the printer yet something still felt amiss. I stood next to the machine, my face faintly illuminated by a small flashing orange light on the printer, my trembling hands reached out to the small stack of face down papers. Lifting them up my eyes narrowed as I scanned the dark print, standing so confident, so proud in its bold contrast to the pale white paper. One page, two pages, three pages, what was this, this was not mine. I flicked to the last page, my heart drowning in disappointed as I realised my papers were not among them. Looking at the printer my eyes connected with the small blue display it was then that the ugly horror was unveiled before me. Oh what a fool I had been. The printer was out of paper, so I stuck some more in got my print outs and walked back to my desk.drowning in dissapointed as I realised my papers were not amoung them. Looking at the printer my eyes conected with the small blue display it was then that the ugly horror was unvield before me. Oh what a fool I had been. The printer was out of paper, so I stuck some more in got my print outs and walked back to my desk.
that was exciting! I'm afraid you fail at bureaucracy! hehehe not a bad thing tho, eLBe!
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:22 pm
by sqwol
I just lost my only pen behind my desk. god damn it.
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:03 am
by elbe
unless, of course, you're into leaves
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:37 pm
by jack sparrow1
sorted out my ''post it'' notes
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:00 pm
by Tekki
pumped my bike tyers up, the bike moves swiftly now.
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:43 pm
by psyolopher
Question everything you know and smoke a shitload of DMT!
Then things will start to get interesting(answering the first post)
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:36 am
by tempest
my new brand of post-it has much more sticking capability
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:39 am
by pk
Hi Peter,
Hope you are well.
I have the following Diversity Awareness sessions available in Hayes for your team - please remember the employee session needs to be completed before the managers session.
Employees session:
5th August: 13:30 - 17:00
6th August: 13:30 - 17:00
7th August: 09:00 - 12:30
11th August: 13:30 - 17:00
12th August: 09:00 - 12:30
Manager Sessions: (2 x 12/13)
7th August: 13:30 - 17:00
12th August: 13:30 - 17:00
Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:47 am
by dubluke
later on i will be asked to sort newspapers from 2007 into date order