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granted all your boy scout scoutleaders, and catholic priests stop being yur special friends, and no longer have candy in their pocket for yuh cause yur throat is sore,........ big baby




i wish i had a working D drive on my shitty compaq laptop

Granted, but it comes with a Mac person constantly bragging how superior their laptop is.

I wish someone made me a meal.

ch3 wrote:Granted, but it comes with a Mac person constantly bragging how superior their laptop is.

I wish someone made me a meal.

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish i smash it tonite at my first gig

adisize wrote:Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish i smash it tonite at my first gig

Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.

Contakt wrote: Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.

granted but while you sleep rats would come out at night and eat your hand off and continue on to ears and nose just because they enjoy it.

I wish I could sleep more[/quote]

TheEvilGirl wrote:

Contakt wrote: Granted, but by 'it' you mean your entire record collection.

I wish I had a hand made out of rich tea biscuit.

granted but while you sleep rats would come out at night and eat your hand off and continue on to ears and nose just because they enjoy it.

I wish I could sleep more

Granted but your in a coma

I wish I could get into DMZ exodus

[/quote]I wish I could get into DMZ exodus[/quote]

granted, but it's full of pilled up charvers and all the girls are scally mingers.

i wish i wasn't so tired all the time

Granted, but when you are tired.. You can't go to sleep.






I wish I wasn't tired all the time myself.

HabitualBeatsCamp wrote:
I wish I wasn't tired all the time myself.

granted but now you have an addiction to speed, and youre sucking dick for meth.


I wish I didnt have to go home.

TheEvilGirl wrote:granted but now you have an addiction to speed, and youre sucking dick for meth.


I wish I didnt have to go home.

granted but you had to go to prison

I wish it was 6 weeks from now because then my exams would be over

granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape

eLBe wrote:

bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape

You are, but it's a hexagon.

I wish my job was more exciting.

eLBe wrote:I wish I was in better shape

granted but you are square

I wish I could wish

kins83 wrote:

eLBe wrote:

bjackman wrote:granted but you've mis-spelled your name and the results go to a polish immigrant who ends up becoming a dentist as a result of his qualifications. you go to the dentist and by chance this same man is your dentist. he doesn't really know anything so he breaks all of your teeth

i wish i still looked forward to mondays

Granted, but only because you get arse raped by giant aliens every other day of the week

I wish I was in better shape

You are, but it's a hexagon.

I wish my job was more exciting.

bastard!!!

i wish i didnt run up a £100 phone bill.

granted, but now you have no fwends

i wish i could stop procrastinating on here and get on with some work already!

Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now you have no fwends

i wish i could stop procrastinating on here and get on with some work already!

granted, but you do the work so badly coz your thinking about SNH that you get fired, can't find another job and end up as a crack addicted whore.

I wish I could be a bit nicer

*edit* too slow

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

granted, but then she runs away and you never have bacon again

I wish upon a star