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edit: Damn this game is too fast for me.

Granted, but the star burns out, turns into a black hole, and you get sucked into it, never to be seen again.

I wish that I'll pass my driving test on thursday.

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

granted, but apparently your bacon bride is now a crack addicted whore


i wish eLbe could be a bit nicer

dr ddd wrote:

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but now you're job is procrastinating on here and you still get no work done...

I wish my bacon bride would show up already!

granted, but apparently your bacon bride is now a crack addicted whore


i wish eLbe could be a bit nicer

granted but nice is bland and I have no friends

I wish i had some friends

You have, but they are all dickheads.

I wish Elbe didn't steal my wish corruptions.

granted, but now you have a 100 pound a month phone bill

i wish i hadnt just spilt strawberry juice all over me

edit: and that kins hadnt stolen my wish corruption!

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now you have a 100 pound a month phone bill

i wish i hadnt just spilt strawberry juice all over me

edit: and that kins hadnt stolen my wish corruption!

granted, instead you spilt black treacle

I wish I had some black treacle

Granted, but you only get a little bit which makes you want it even more.

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky.

kins83 wrote:Granted, but you only get a little bit which makes you want it even more.

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky.

granted but you find you can't breath at that altitude half suffocated and plumit to earth

I wish I could have more black treacle

Granted, but you fall into it and drown a horrific, if not very sweet, death.

I wish I had loads of women in love with me.

Granted, but something goes horribly wrong.

I wish I knew what black treacle was, and my bacon bride back.

kidlogic wrote:Granted, but something goes horribly wrong.

I wish I knew what black treacle was, and my bacon bride back.

You find out and are repulsed by it, so much so that you vomit all dowen yourself. Your bacon bride returns, but upon seeing you stood there with the contents of your stomach dripping off your chin and t-shirt, she truns away and leaves, leaving nothing but a single, far-too-fatty rasher.

I wish that whatever it was that goes horribly wrong with the women that love me doesn't happen.

(Kid, click here)

granted, but now you are a woman

i wish it was socially acceptable for me to go and have a mojito for lunch NOW!

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now you are a woman

i wish it was socially acceptable for me to go and have a mojito for lunch

granted, but the line of work you have which makes it enjoyable isnt socially acceptable

I wish it was time to go home already...

Granted, but you have no home to go to.

I wish the people I worked with were more lively.

kidlogic wrote:

dr ddd wrote:granted, but now you are a woman

i wish it was socially acceptable for me to go and have a mojito for lunch

granted, but the line of work you have which makes it enjoyable isnt socially acceptable

I wish it was time to go home already...

granted - but you're cooking dinner

i wish it was time to go home already...

granted - but you realise you've been committed...

i wish kins would stop beating me to it

dr ddd wrote:granted - but you realise you've been committed...

i wish kins would stop beating me to it

Mwahahahaha!!!!

Granted, but seeing as I'm posting here again it hasn't worked too well.

I wish it was the 30th May already and I had loads of money and a ticket for Exodus.

kins83 wrote:

dr ddd wrote:granted - but you realise you've been committed...

i wish kins would stop beating me to it

Mwahahahaha!!!!

Granted, but seeing as I'm posting here again it hasn't worked too well.

I wish it was the 30th May already and I had loads of money and a ticket for Exodus.

granted, but you give it all to me cos u feel so guilty for stealing my wish corruptions

i wish vancouver would hurry up on the time difference so i get a reply to my email

Granted but the reply simply reads "Who are you?"

I wish I had more money after giving my previous load of cash to ddd

granted, but you give it to me so I dont feel left out...

I wish i wasnt awake at 5:27am PST and about to be finishing my shift...