Random Eyez wrote:
Showed that to my flatmate and she told me about the time she witnessed a duck rape in Australia. Apparently one male duck held the female down and pecked her head while the other male duck raped her. Brutal stuff but apparently its common in the duck world...
"Male ducks, known as drakes, have enormous sexual organs. These are known as phalluses rather than penises, and can be as long as the drake. This enables a drake to enjoy sex without the co-operation of the female. Rape is common in the duck world. Often a group of drakes will gang-rape a duck, sometimes even resulting in drowning the poor creature.
Female ducks have evolved to counter the threat of undesired insemination by having correspondingly long and complex genital passages, known in birds as the lower oviduct. The duck's oviduct is not just a straight tube but has side passages as well. The female duck can store the sperm in a side chamber, and later eject it if she isn't satisfied. So although as many as one in three of duck matings are rapes, in nine out of ten of these, the offending sperm is ejected, so 97% of all duck offspring are the result of the choice of the mother."
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:52 pm
by deepfiend
In the 192nd Show on December 4, 2010, Samuel Koch wearing spring-loaded shoes, tried to flip over four driving cars. He flipped over the first one successfully, but did not reach enough height over the 4th car and crashed on the floor. The cameras immediately cut away from the scene to the shocked celebrity guests, then to the equally shocked audience. Emergency medical personnel arrived and Koch was taken to the hospital. After a few minutes, Gottschalk announced that the show would take an interlude and something else would be broadcast, the show resuming when Koch's condition was known. After 25 minutes, he announced the broadcast would be halted, a first in the program's 29-year history
What a twat
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:05 pm
by JemGrover
noam wrote:
Random Eyez wrote:
Showed that to my flatmate and she told me about the time she witnessed a duck rape in Australia. Apparently one male duck held the female down and pecked her head while the other male duck raped her. Brutal stuff but apparently its common in the duck world...
"Male ducks, known as drakes, have enormous sexual organs. These are known as phalluses rather than penises, and can be as long as the drake. This enables a drake to enjoy sex without the co-operation of the female. Rape is common in the duck world. Often a group of drakes will gang-rape a duck, sometimes even resulting in drowning the poor creature.
Female ducks have evolved to counter the threat of undesired insemination by having correspondingly long and complex genital passages, known in birds as the lower oviduct. The duck's oviduct is not just a straight tube but has side passages as well. The female duck can store the sperm in a side chamber, and later eject it if she isn't satisfied. So although as many as one in three of duck matings are rapes, in nine out of ten of these, the offending sperm is ejected, so 97% of all duck offspring are the result of the choice of the mother."
why you no put dis in angry thread meestah
kudos to the females for the evolutionary design though
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:16 pm
by WhosZena
JemGrover wrote:
noam wrote:
Random Eyez wrote:
Showed that to my flatmate and she told me about the time she witnessed a duck rape in Australia. Apparently one male duck held the female down and pecked her head while the other male duck raped her. Brutal stuff but apparently its common in the duck world...
"Male ducks, known as drakes, have enormous sexual organs. These are known as phalluses rather than penises, and can be as long as the drake. This enables a drake to enjoy sex without the co-operation of the female. Rape is common in the duck world. Often a group of drakes will gang-rape a duck, sometimes even resulting in drowning the poor creature.
Female ducks have evolved to counter the threat of undesired insemination by having correspondingly long and complex genital passages, known in birds as the lower oviduct. The duck's oviduct is not just a straight tube but has side passages as well. The female duck can store the sperm in a side chamber, and later eject it if she isn't satisfied. So although as many as one in three of duck matings are rapes, in nine out of ten of these, the offending sperm is ejected, so 97% of all duck offspring are the result of the choice of the mother."
why you no put dis in angry thread meestah
kudos to the females for the evolutionary design though
Sad fact of nature.
I think women should have this feature as well
JemGrover wrote:
why you no put dis in angry thread meestah
kudos to the females for the evolutionary design though
Thought that after i posted it but it was relevant and we should be happy that the females have found a way around it.
Plus the day you witness it happen, bet you have a giggle.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:08 pm
by JemGrover
Random Eyez wrote:
JemGrover wrote:
why you no put dis in angry thread meestah
kudos to the females for the evolutionary design though
Thought that after i posted it but it was relevant and we should be happy that the females have found a way around it.
Plus the day you witness it happen, bet you have a giggle.
I did indeed giggle......
.....As I ate duck breast a few days ago when the video was initially got posted
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:56 am
by belalala
this stupid shit.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:34 am
by hackman
my cat is s o b a d maa aaaaa n
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:38 am
by wolf89
Found out my mate Fred who is one of my closest friends (known him since I was about 6) has got a track coming out on the new Hospital EP which has London Elektricity, Logistics and Sigma on it as well as him. Dunno why this made me happy as it's nothing to do with me. Just I guess it's a good feeling to know someone who've you've grown up is doing something they've dreamt of since back when we real young and used bring mixes and records round to each others houses to show the other one (even back then I was still going for the darker tracks than him, haha. Funny how it's carried on that direction in taste).
i've just spent the last 15 minutes on youtube watching videos of bird because of you lol
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:52 am
by murky21
Row 4 seats at the Emirates in Arsenals must win against Partizan Belgrade tonight
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:57 am
by DRTY
hackman wrote:my cat is s o b a d maa aaaaa n
is it a bengal? either way nice pu-say
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:50 pm
by hackman
an ocicat, which has some bengal in there i think
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:15 pm
by gwa
fuck, shit looks like a mini leopard..
last night was BIG.. spent way too much..
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:18 pm
by fairieswearboots
Benny Ill & Dinesh - New York 12" arrived today in the post
taken me ages to get it - so stoked
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:15 pm
by abs
my mackie mr8 monitors came in the post today!!!
fuck yes!! bass!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:18 pm
by murky21
abs wrote:my mackie mr8 monitors came in the post today!!!
fuck yes!! bass!
lemme know what you think mate, I am looking into a second system for my bedroom, thinking about getting something active instead of separates. cheers.
