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can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

brent wrote:here's what you do. carry your own revolver tucked away. give up your goods. shoot them in the back when they run. get your goods back and take theirs. simple. =D

Thats the plan

Aftee wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

FAUST.DTC wrote:

Aftee wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

yeah thats actually amazing lol

Aftee wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

haha

nice one

I was robbed of my virginity by DZA's mum.

Dead Rats wrote:I was robbed of my virginity by DZA's mum.

That proper cracked me up mate...poor you.

She fucked like a single mum whore with rent due, mate.
Everything I wanted.

i got burgled recently. yeah, in switzerland. whoda thought. stole my mac and the greens. smashed in the window. made a right mess of all our stuff. even ripped up my mail. jerk. anyway, it resulted in us getting evicted (we were subletting). thanks a lot asshole.

I was robbed on Thanksgiving of 2006

left town for a couple of hours and came back and all my computers, my cameras, my mobile

left my synth and the 1200's tho

oh, he also left a bloody fingerprint and 2 years later they found the 65 year old crackhead and he is now doing time in the county prison

on a positive note, stealing my cameras got me back into production and djing soooo...

here I am

Aftee wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

this is the funniest thing i've read all day. shame there's no smiley saluting.

Abelard wrote:

Aftee wrote:

metalboxproducts wrote:can't really sayt i've ever been robbed

I've knicked your sig bruv

this is the funniest thing i've read all day. shame there's no smiley saluting.

You were saying?

Two dudes put a knife to my face in Kennington and all for an Oyster card and a shit Nokia phone.

Some tnuc tried to get into my old gaff too and my lass and I were too wrecked to do anything about it and just giggled at each other until the noise stopped.

Some meat head jacked my bike off me when I was like 12. Said if I dont get off he will punch me in the face, Not a lot you can do at 12 when some 30+ year old is screaming at you in your face T'was a nice bicycle too

Oh and some scruffy heroin junkie outside my train station said if I dont give him the rest of my joint he will stab me lol.

manuel wrote:Some meat head jacked my bike off me when I was like 12. Said if I dont get off he will punch me in the face, Not a lot you can do at 12 when some 30+ year old is screaming at you in your face T'was a nice bicycle too

Oh and some scruffy heroin junkie outside my train station said if I dont give him the rest of my joint he will stab me lol.

That's just sad

manuel wrote:Some meat head jacked my bike off me when I was like 12. Said if I dont get off he will punch me in the face, Not a lot you can do at 12 when some 30+ year old is screaming at you in your face T'was a nice bicycle too

Oh and some scruffy heroin junkie outside my train station said if I dont give him the rest of my joint he will stab me lol.

I could imagine that happenin near the station in Swn. Reading station used to be just like that as well 'got 20p so i can get a train to Wycombe bruv?' was how it always begun.

I miss Swansea for some crazy reason..... maybe its the dirt cheap rent... or maybe hordes of tangoed ladies on Wine St... or maybe the peng.... who knows....