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s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

i know those people, that comment made my night. it felt like justice was served. but yeah one of my fav pokes quotes is from a baps dmz 4th birthday show - "show us where the sound touched you on the bear... here here there and there.."
then he says "large up michael jackson announcing a uk tour at o2. can he still do it tho really?" lol madness. basically all of that show is pure jokes. big up mc child on that too.

s.a.m wrote:Pointing to the topless Brostep lads at Croydub in August- "If you boys wanna get naked and dance with eachother, GO TO THE FUCKING TOILET"

classic

excellent

"this one on the run,straight outta dungeon"

from the dmz show a few years back on kiss

"this ones got a more lethal jab than harold shipman"

or something along those lines, made me though

couple from when he was on rinse with Skream & Benga..

"you need some cilit bang on this plate bengal"

"this ones the sound of benga doing the washing up on a friday morning"

Catching both Skream and Pokes at the Concorde this Friday and it reminded me of my thread.

Here's to hoping he comes with some more classics one year later!

PARTY ON A BOAT!

one of the best threads ever

'regurgaplate'

Goldie, stop waving your arms like cabin crew

oi pokes, are you ready for the duck and armagnac pie?

NME Tour 2011 Manchester academy in Feb

Pokes: "Where's my motherf*****g sandwiches?"

Pokes:"Everyone down, sit your asses down, it's not safe!"
(Everyone does as the man says and sits, who the hell would go against him)
(A minute or so passes and the tune is building)
(People begin to stand, much to Pokes' distaste)
Pokes':"Who said you could stand? It's not safe, it's not safe, whatever, I warned you"
Bass cracks in, he did warn us, it wasn't safe, should've stayed down.

the man is quality

"If you go on ebay now you can buy Mala's marbles."

"you goin to need your P.E kit for this one. if you aint brought it, you doin it your pants"

"get out ya dungarees and roll em up to ya knees... we're goin out redneckin on this one"

When cokis square off was coming in
"here comes the mental, driving crew time to pull over again, I'm warning ya"

Love this thread.

WHO SAYS FUCK OFF?

"In comes Cyrus! Stir the porridge!"

jibba wrote:Just remembered another classic...end of the night, the lights come on and the bouncers are getting tetchy...Skream drops one last track taking it over the 4am finish and Pokes yells...

"This is a Bruce...this is a Bruce...This is Brucey bonus...BRUUUUCE, BRUUUUCE"!!!

HAHAHAAAA i'm in tears!!

man-versus-sofa wrote:"you goin to need your P.E kit for this one. if you aint brought it, you doin it your pants"

^^^^^^
hahha

n from the DMZ 6th bday recording, regarding the water that broke the mixer "there's so much sweat that its evaporating onto the ceiling, n the ceiling is BLEEEEEDIN' onto the decks" ye!