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Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 3:28 pm
by WatchYourStep
my name is not billy wrote:Actually, who's up for chipping in for her flights and booking her for a set over here so we can all turn up and show her exactly what we think of her?
Oh I thought you were gonna say "and then kill her".

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 4:41 pm
by Recycle
haha that is terrible!

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:33 pm
by Alty
I was just loling the whole way through that. Thanks for the share!

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:50 pm
by tobo
the iPad is actually an interesting tool for creating music, in a similar way to the Lemur products (http://www.jazzmutant.com/lemur_overview.php)

However, this girl clearly has no fucking idea what she's talking about.

I cracked up laughing after she changes the pitch on the oscillator at about 3:25. 'We can do some really cool stuff with oscillation' she says, playing with the depth and speed of the oscillator, while the pitch is turned down. I don't think she even fucking realises that she's not doing anything with the oscillator pitch turned right down.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:53 pm
by Ayatollah
my name is not billy wrote:Actually, who's up for chipping in for her flights and booking her for a set over here so we can all turn up and show her exactly what we think of her?
i can see the headines already...


IPAD MARKETING ASSOCIATE RAPED & BATTERED BY ANGRY FORUM

violent music fad called "Brostep" to blame, according to pundits

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:12 pm
by dubctep
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 7:29 pm
by dj seizure
This isn't funny.

I hate her so much right now.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 10:51 pm
by Kaneda
i can see the headines already...


IPAD MARKETING ASSOCIATE RAPED & BATTERED BY ANGRY FORUM

violent music fad called "Brostep" to blame, according to pundits

This is so great.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:47 am
by flippo
Soundcloud

lol hate messages on soundcloud. First time for everything.


dark.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 5:00 am
by Preacha
destroy my fucking eardrums

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 10:18 am
by marshy
Dunno if anyone mentioned this as i can't be bothered to look through all the pages, but she also says she's using Logic to record, whilst showing us her windows laptop running Ableton.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 11:22 am
by truefiktion
Shes just a retard

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 1:36 pm
by Alty
Seeing as she's just sequencing loops I don't see the need of the mixer or the other iPad really.

Re: First iPad DJ

Posted: Sat May 08, 2010 4:43 pm
by luthervandub
Alty wrote:Seeing as she's just sequencing loops I don't see the need of the mixer or the other iPad really.
I don't see the need for her full stop