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hayze99 wrote:My mate gets these big cheap ounces of homegrown from some dude, and we just treat that shit recklessly.

One time he was vacuuming up the floor, and somehow, the cellophane wrapping got caught and all the weed got vacuumed up. I just saw it all shooting up into the pipe . We had to open it up and pick it all out of the dust

nowaysj wrote:

SunkLo wrote:Still smoked the bud didn't you?

"Hey, more hairs won't hurt, I wonder if there's any crystals on the rug too..."

I did once drink an overly large tom collins out of a NASTY carpet once. My life used to be so much more interesting.

JBE wrote:I once knocked one over onto my brand new 1500 dollar laptop. The water got through the keyboard and into the motherboard, hard drive and everything else. Completely fried out. Then I come to find out that the warranty, as awesome and expensive as it was, does not cover water damage unless it came through some sort of malfunction within the home or other area.

So, I had to come up with a clever plan to make it look like it was their fault so I cut the strap on the carrying case I got with it, just enough to weaken it so I could rip it. Once I ripped it I just tossed the whole thing, including the laptop into a bathtub full of water. Cleaned out the rank bong water and soaked the carrying case and filled the entire laptop with water.

Called them them the next day, told them I was walking to my car and the strap broke and the whole thing fell into a big puddle. 1 month later, new laptop.

wayoftheworld wrote:ahh, tom collins, the drink of true gentlemen (and middle-aged homesexual golfers from miami)

JBE wrote:I once knocked one over onto my brand new 1500 dollar laptop. The water got through the keyboard and into the motherboard, hard drive and everything else. Completely fried out. Then I come to find out that the warranty, as awesome and expensive as it was, does not cover water damage unless it came through some sort of malfunction within the home or other area.

So, I had to come up with a clever plan to make it look like it was their fault so I cut the strap on the carrying case I got with it, just enough to weaken it so I could rip it. Once I ripped it I just tossed the whole thing, including the laptop into a bathtub full of water. Cleaned out the rank bong water and soaked the carrying case and filled the entire laptop with water.

Called them them the next day, told them I was walking to my car and the strap broke and the whole thing fell into a big puddle. 1 month later, new laptop.