particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Alternatively, if they get the punchline correct...
What do you call a black guy flying an aeroplane?
The pilot, you fucking racist piece of shit.
It's a joke thread. Calm down.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:55 pm
by Fitzaaaaaay
Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:39 pm
by lloydnoise
What do Maddie McCann and Maddie McCann jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 9:59 pm
by kier3wiet
particle-jim wrote:what do you call black guys flying aeroplanes?
n*ggas with altitude
Hahaha! gotta remember that one
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:09 pm
by soul dead
lloydnoise wrote:What do Maddie McCann and Maddie McCann jokes have in common?
They never get old.
and their ability to pleasure me decreases over time.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:30 am
by RightOnTime27
nicenice wrote:
wub wrote:A new position has been added to the Kama Sutra - "The Bin Laden". You burst into her bedroom and shoot your load in her face.
This reminds me of some ridiculous sex act I heard. You fuck her doggy, with her facing a window. Preferably downstairs. Then you get a friend to stealthily fuck her from behind, without her noticing. You run around to front window and scare her. I think its called the Houdini.
listen to the song, as its a great one and keep listening when its over
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 5:13 am
by borrowed
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:09 am
by Reamz
borrowed wrote:
That was....something else
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:46 pm
by 64hz
i know someone who decided to write a book about the illusion of free will. why anyone would choose to write about that, i have no idea.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:23 am
by Lystric
AntlionUK wrote:A man walks into a bar, every night of the week, gets drunk, drives home and beats his kids.
win!
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:35 pm
by 64hz
Fitzaaaaaay wrote:Never marry a tennis player, love means nothing to them.
just saw this.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:57 pm
by esfandyar
this is an old one but someone mentioned it the other night.
whats the difference between jam and jelly?
I cant jelly my dick down your throat.
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:04 pm
by 64hz
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:20 pm
by Reamz
Yea, like that one lol
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:19 pm
by say_whut
Amy Winehouse walks into a bar
Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
via Facebook, don't crucify me
Re: Jokes thread
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:38 pm
by Naan_Bread
A mass of Helium walks in to a bar and asks for a pint.
The barman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve Nobel Gases."
