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zerbaman probably likes german stand up comedians.

soul dead wrote:zerbaman probably likes german stand up comedians.

WHat are you saying Germans can't be funny now?

they're great if you can see the funny side to ruthless logic.

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

Ayatollah wrote:
well the whole situation is unrealistic, if zombies are already dead they also shouldn't move at all, much less walk around biting people. If you want "realistic representations" of a zombie apocalypse then you're out of luck. There is no such thing.

I want a realistic representation of logic. This should be applicable to any hypothetical situation. Without logic, everyone is chatting shit.

Now if the dead were somehow able to rise and attack. Killing them wouldn't be possible.

Kill a dead person. I triple dare you

Make a dead person walk. I quadruple dare you.

Anyhow, the reasoning behind it in the movies is that a zombie "rises" by the cerebellum/brain stem regaining some activity, which means that you're able to kill off that activity with blunt force trauma to the head, or by damaging the cerebellum and/or brain stem. So I'm not sure what's your issue with that. Do they move around by magic in your "realistic representation of logic"?

You're the one proposing that they can be killed again. This is a hypothetical situation man. Once their up and running, I don't see how they can be beaten unless you tear them apart limb from limb.

Oh, and y u so mad bro

no, i'm saying that a blow to the head makes perfect sense as a way to immobilize a zombie as they are portrayed in pop culture. You're the one complaining about "logic" in a thread about a zombie apocalypse.

And I aint mad bro, just telling you that you are being silly

Richard Branson would be a lucky fucker in a situation like this, what with all the private jets, helicopters and his own fecking island he owns.

I would be fucked though, I'm a pussy and bad in situations were I have to think on my feet, so I'd probably just sit in my house and eat Doritos and wank until they got me.

zerbaman wrote:I have a question. If zombies are already dead, what good would guns do?

The purpose of using guns is not to kill the zombies, it's to immobilise or slow them down. You are correct, they are dead and blowing chunks away wouldn't really stop them. However, blowing away their heads stops them from being able to see you or where they are going. Blowing away their hands makes it more difficult for them to grab you. Blowing away their legs means they can't walk/shamble/run after you.

Rifles and such probably wouldn't be as good as shotguns though.

blunderbuss FTW

Go to arizona. I hear they deport dem zambies.

I'd just fly off somewhere else using my super powers

johney wrote:I'd just fly off somewhere else using my super powers

I'd just get it overwith and become one... Right off the bat let them bite me... No worries

Already found the perfect spot a few years ago, be fucked if I'm telling any of you lot.

One of those bomb diposal suits would be ideal, nothings biting through that.

JBoy wrote:One of those bomb diposal suits would be ideal, nothings biting through that.

Couple get a hold of you and floor you though, a mob of them will soon suffocate you or find the seams, plus they are not very maneuverable.

Normal people would be fucked over here, anyone who has access to guns would have it easier though.

id go bush.... make a home in the forrest.... preferable high up in a tree

Nevalo wrote:id go bush.... make a home in the forrest.... preferable high up in a tree

I hate this. what's stopping the fuckers from climbing up and biting your ass at night?

Devry[Kaneda] wrote:

Nevalo wrote:id go bush.... make a home in the forrest.... preferable high up in a tree

I hate this. what's stopping the fuckers from climbing up and biting your ass at night?

my shotgun.... and obviously i wouldnt leave the ladder out when im up there.

fair enough.
you could grow mad hydroponics so you'd never have to leave.
also, just wear a metal boot so you can kick them.

I'd head for arizona. carve a cave out of the side of a butte: