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So where did the baby come from?
Are the smurfs like earthworms?
did one of the smurfs poop him out? or just loose a leg and it formed a baby smurf?

Electric_Head wrote:So where did the baby come from?
Are the smurfs like earthworms?
did one of the smurfs poop him out? or just loose a leg and it formed a baby smurf?

I googled it and got quite an insightful answer:

"Back in highschool Smurfette had a bit of a drikning problem. Then, one night, a friend turned her on to coke and heroin. She started riding the white horse hard, and after a few years of excessive cocain and heroine abuse, she woke up next to Brainy Smurf; lube and anal beads spread about the bed.

To her horror she found herself pregnant and went into hiding, too ashamed of herself to leave her mushroom. She birthed the child, and left it in the center of town, praying to Smurf-God that Papa Smurf would care for and raise the child.

He did, and the smurfs never thought twice about the mysterious appearance of the child, and Smurfette's 6 month sabbatical. She never looked at Brainy the same again, and never fully recovered from her cirppling addictions. She turned even more heavily to cocain to dull the pain of that fateful night, and, eventually birthed even more of the creatures, each an icon of humiliation and uncontrolled drug abuse.

Eventually Smurfette had a final child, and Papa Smurf discovered her to be the mother. He made a deal with her not to exile her for her reckless self-endagnerment, and in return she must be an upstanding, clean smurf. She took his offer, and the baby was kept around to remind her of this deal.

Or, as a shorter version, Smurfette had a wild coke party with half the town and got pregnant."


Although nowhere did it mention how they developed genitals to partake in all of this sex they reckon they had..............bloody lying fucking smurfs

I remember a mate showing me a copy of this when I was at school;

It's time to tell the truth about Smurfs

I think it was more along ^ those lines.

Celebrities who are younger than me. Makes me feel like I've wasted my life!

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:I'm dating a girl who has no clue what pulp fiction is

As long as she knows who loves Orange Soda, it should be alright

There was a conan cartoon i used to love, aswell as the one about two futuristic armies at war but one side were walking skeletons.

Skeleton Warriors.

Oh yeah, and I used to think this was cutting edge graphics for a cartoon;

JBoy wrote:There was a conan cartoon i used to love, aswell as the one about two futuristic armies at war but one side were walking skeletons.

Oh my god I used to love conan, no one else I know ever watched it!

Having watched this (and having it as my favorite show when it was on) makes me feel old




edit: I guess just being around when you could actually like MC Hammer makes me feel old

Shit I knew the lyrics to the theme song

Electric_Head wrote:you lot are going deep.

Smurfs
Anyone ever wonder how they managed to have a village of smurfs with only one Smurfette?

Surely I mustn't explain that it's so simple, go watch them again please!

sigh already been explained.

Being able to smoke in waiting rooms in hospitals and doctors.
British Coal
British Rail
ICI
The fall of the Berlin Wall
Space shuttle blowing up in 86
"Gollywogs" on Robinson's marmalade
Fear of the Russians nuking us
Fear of the Americans nuking us
Fear of us nuking ourselves
Heavily edited films post watershed, Exorcist being my favourite. Instead of, "your mother sucks cocks in hell" ITV thought they'd dub it to "your mother sews socks in hell". I can still remember laughing about that at school.
Windows 3.1 being launched

firky wrote:Heavily edited films post watershed, Exorcist being my favourite. Instead of, "your mother sucks cocks in hell" ITV thought they'd dub it to "your mother sews socks in hell". I can still remember laughing about that at school.

I remember watching Die Hard heavily edited where in one scene Bruce Willis turns round and in the worst dubbed voice says "What? You think I am an idiot, Hans?" in as closed to received pronounciation as an American voice actor can do.

wub wrote:

firky wrote:Heavily edited films post watershed, Exorcist being my favourite. Instead of, "your mother sucks cocks in hell" ITV thought they'd dub it to "your mother sews socks in hell". I can still remember laughing about that at school.

I remember watching Die Hard heavily edited where in one scene Bruce Willis turns round and in the worst dubbed voice says "What? You think I am an idiot, Hans?" in as closed to received pronounciation as an American voice actor can do.

Robocop is good for it too:

'once, I even called him airhead' (asshole)
'why me' (fuck me)

I even called him airhead, lmao

firky wrote:Instead of, "your mother sucks cocks in hell" ITV thought they'd dub it to "your mother sews socks in hell".

HA! Priceless.

belalala wrote:

zerbaman wrote:

pkay wrote:I'm dating a girl who has no clue what pulp fiction is

As long as she knows who loves Orange Soda, it should be alright

hahah fuc k i'd forgotten about that program.

For me...it's when I meet people out that were born in the 90s. No...if you were born in the nineties you are a child, and always will be to me.

When I see policeman who are younger than me. The thought of people younger than me having good jobs, like doctors and solicitors and the like. I'm 26, so this is just about happening. Wow. How am I supposed to trust you with my safety? I have been on this planet longer than you.

Electric_Head wrote:you lot are going deep.

Smurfs
Anyone ever wonder how they managed to have a village of smurfs with only one Smurfette?

Smurfette came along later, the rest of the Smurfs were already there. Although they never explained where the younger smurfs that appeared later came from, iirc

This forum makes me remember I'm supposed to be old. Going to Outlook and realising I'm old enough to a dad to a significant portion of Outlookers also didn't help. Didn't stop me skanking away for over 12 hours a day for 4 days though.