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Fuck wanna do this now but I'm all outta beer (and any alcohol)....

So guys I apologise for the lack of feedback on the beer-in-shower i had earlier. my Internet dropped out.

Well. Here it goes,

I most certainly felt the glory that is to be felt by the man who enjoys an alcoholic malt beverage in his throat at the same time as a warm trickle on his testicles. Indeed, my shower was so exstatic that I exhibited that exalted phenomenon, the accidental double-hair-wash. However my shower suffers from a great deficiency in ergonomic design in that it lacks a horizontal surface more than 6 inches from the floor. This defiency shows well enough when looking for a holster for you shampoo as you wash your hair, but when looking for a safe and splash-safe hermitage for your ale-can, the deficit shines like a broken nose at a male modelling competition.

The experience I have had so far has taught me the enormous potential for joy that the Beer-in-Shower paradigm presents, but in my situation the implementation was poor at best.

I hope that in the future I will be able to improve on my experience. For now I must utter 50 "Hail Mary"s in penance for the sin of going to the place opposite The Footage in Manchester. Peace be with you muthafuckaz!111one

^lolz

shower beer

epochalypso wrote: winter hot shower/warm bathroom definately

winters are tame here tho..
still

Head & Shoulders and Heineken time!

Mr Lahey, drinking whisky, smoking a cigarette whilst on the phone in the shower is one of the highlights from Trailer Park Boys ahaha

Gotta ride this hangover out before work.

commence the grolsch shower.

Oh shiieeeet, totally forgot about this thread! Haven't done a shower beer since I moved to my new place... gotta change that tomorrow!

This thread.

my treat myself to a shower speights in a bit.

I had a pizza in the bath. it was so good.

i'm gonna do it again, but only on special days like christmas or my birthday.

Neptune wrote:I had a pizza in the bath. it was so good.

i'm gonna do it again, but only on special days like christmas or my birthday.

i think this post deserves a new thread

Neptune wrote:I had a pizza in the bath. it was so good.

i'm gonna do it again, but only on special days like christmas or my birthday.

pizza in the bath? thats fucking genius, i reckon pizza and a joint in the bath would be even greater still though

Herbimore wrote:

Viineri wrote:Gonna take a shower soon... with a beer!

shower beer virgin, don't hate!

Make sure its cold.

I know someone who had a spliff in the shower once. I myself am quite a fan of the bong in the bath. Especially a nice glass one, with ice. It's kinda cool to watch the smoke go under the water (in the bong).

when i was a youngun this never ceased to amaze me

Amen for this thread

jaydot wrote:Amen for this thread

I had a bath in my shower while dipping a slice of pizza in my beer.


I overdid it

trigga!!! wrote:Mr Lahey, drinking whisky, smoking a cigarette whilst on the phone in the shower is one of the highlights from Trailer Park Boys ahaha

man knows! Lahey is an absolute idol,
...propane propane....

i'd rather have a quick shower and get it over with, and then be able to enjoy my beer whilst it is still cold, whilst i can roll cigarettes, whilst sitting on sofa, whilst listening to music, whilst enjoying my beer with others also enjoying beers, whilst not having the longness of having to dry and get dressed still ahead of me
yall mufuckers are crazy