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Fuck pissing in the sink that's stupid. Why dirty up the sink? People are gonna wash or shave in it or whatever.

Bathroom.
Live alone.

psychedelicatessen wrote:Bathroom.
Live alone.

so.. just to clarify. you pee in the same sink you brush your teeth in?

have a tink in the sink

no poo it will stink for a week

Molzie wrote:

psychedelicatessen wrote:Bathroom.
Live alone.

so.. just to clarify. you pee in the same sink you brush your teeth in?

hey at least it's mostly sterile. mostly.

didn`t any of you try to drink your piss as a kid?

no. no i never did.

noam wrote:all those standing wipers - wtf

surely, in standing, you have to clench your bum cheeks? if you've just diarrheared the hell out of your toilet, and your asshole is kinda messy, then you clench them together to stand up, you're just smearing the deuce all over ze arsche?!?!

MADNESS!!

sit + wipe is what i'll be teaching my kids

and if its messy take the shower head and sit over the bath tub and clean yourself properly then talc the crack to avoid chaffing later on

No because you don't stand up straight. Or at least I don't. I still have my legs slightly bent and I'm leaning forward so the cheeks don't clench together. It's more a case of hovering over the bog I guess.

noam wrote:no. no i never did.

I pissed in a cup and took a sip.

Electric_Head wrote:

noam wrote:no. no i never did.

I pissed in a cup and took a sip.

It's been somewhat popular for centuries, some people still drink it regularly in Asia and other places I'm sure. (besides porn)
There's all kinds of debates in the medical community about supposed benefits.

^^^ my uncle told me to drink my piss once when i had a sore throat. he's into chinese traditional medicine but still you don't do that as an uncle wtf

i also had a roommate @ boarding school who loved pissing in the sink. i hated that, he hit my toothbrush once and i only noticed because i smelled it moments before i started brushing my teeth.

anyway guys, time for some tips that will change your life!
first of all, if you dont want water splashing against your butt when taking a dump just put in one or 2 pieces of toilet paper first. and now the most important one: if you're on a date and have to take a dump and fear the sound of your farts reaching your future fiancée's ears... use toilet paper as a silencer! it works 100% of the time.
if you fear your hand might get covered in poop (never happened to me thank god) just use more layers i guess.

oh and fuck that last drop that always goes into my pants after i took a piss. i can shake and wring for a minute and it doesn't help. it's always that one fucking drop.

the older you get the more that drop changes to 2, changes to 3, changes to adult diapers

Electric_Head wrote:the older you get the more that drop changes to 2, changes to 3, changes to adult diapers

is it something to do with the prostate? cause me and a stoner buddy were discussing that drop and he said it could be that i have prostate weakness, a thought that has been burned forever into my brain by the force of afghan dope

I don`t think it`s prostate related.

'insufficient "muzzle velocity" borne of a mostly empty bladder'

it could be a wide urethra

or weak pelvic floor muscles

either way, happens to me sometimes too when i go for a piss and it felt like i needed a piss but didn't really need that much of a piss and it just kinda falls out

but thats only when i ACTUALLY need a shit and just cant be arsed taking one

That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.

Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.

SunkLo wrote:That drip is almost as bad as the little drops of semen that act as an aftershock to ejaculation and always end up as a damp spot in your underwear.
Again, no matter how much you wring that shit out.

Sometimes I hold my piss till after I bust a nut so I can flush things out.

that`s a challenge though

ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end

sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

that spray pattern only happens when you piss after jizzing
from pissing thru jizz-webs that've dried inside ur dick's tube
Thread is pure class.

noam wrote:ye sometimes my piss will spray in like 7 different directions, none of which are where im pointing my bell-end

sometimes jizz mixes with my piss too

gets even worse when your shoot is blocked with santorum, comes out like someone stepping intermittently on a garden hose.