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Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:56 pm
by magma
pkay wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
pkay wrote:how does one enjoy college without beer pong and solo cups?
usually by pouring vodka or whiskey in to everything

like a red solo cup?

how does one serve trashcan punch or jungle juice at a party without solo cups?

You can't write your name on a glass. HOW DO I KNOW WHICH DRINK IS MINE
You hold your glass in your hand. Put something down and it's getting viagra put in it, NODAT.

If there are any communcal punches to be made (sounds far too organised for a party, but...) then they can be drunk as if bobbing for apples. Generally each person should have their OWN personally mixed 'punch', made from stolen parent-drink in their own makeshift container.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:57 pm
by clifford_-
pkay wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
pkay wrote:how does one enjoy college without beer pong and solo cups?
usually by pouring vodka or whiskey in to everything

like a red solo cup?

how does one serve trashcan punch or jungle juice at a party without solo cups?

You can't write your name on a glass. HOW DO I KNOW WHICH DRINK IS MINE
we dont put our drinks down

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:02 pm
by kidshuffle
how do you get it on with a bitch with a drink in your hand?

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:04 pm
by clifford_-
kidshuffle wrote:how do you get it on with a bitch with a drink in your hand?
the same way you learn how to undo a bra with one hand!


damn, mags beat me to it! :lol:

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:13 pm
by kidshuffle
i'm just worried about spillin tho lol

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:15 pm
by Shum
I was bored out of my mind in high school, my mother should have put me to work in the mines or something.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:11 pm
by magma
This might have changed a bit in the last few years now that everyone's a DJ from age 12, but I get the impression there's a bit more dancing at US parties than ours, especially out in the sticks where I was a teenager. Generally, we would drink as fast as possible and then sort of just see what the fuck happens... anyone that ever actually planned and spent money a massive party could pretty much guarantee that someone would get fucked up by 9pm, throw up over everything and then lead the entire party off on a drunken charge round the village.

The only guaranteed way to get a girl was to have a bottle of Archers in your back pocket.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:40 pm
by collige
It's all about the drinking games in college around here. Beer pong (with the obligatory Red Solo Cups), flip cup, kings, etc.

I've found that the My Immortal Drinking Game is the most hilarious thing in history with the right crowd, and I don't even drink.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:55 pm
by pkay
magma wrote:
pkay wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
pkay wrote:how does one enjoy college without beer pong and solo cups?
usually by pouring vodka or whiskey in to everything

like a red solo cup?

how does one serve trashcan punch or jungle juice at a party without solo cups?

You can't write your name on a glass. HOW DO I KNOW WHICH DRINK IS MINE
You hold your glass in your hand. Put something down and it's getting viagra put in it, NODAT.

If there are any communcal punches to be made (sounds far too organised for a party, but...) then they can be drunk as if bobbing for apples. Generally each person should have their OWN personally mixed 'punch', made from stolen parent-drink in their own makeshift container.

our trashcan punch is pretty simple.... buy new rubber trash bin, add 4 gallons melted orange sherbert to one gallon of everclear.... and watch the magic happen.


Jungle Juice is generally just a cooler with a gin and or vodka and fruit base.... then everyone who comes in pours something into it.... you drink said drink and again magic

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:32 pm
by collige
pkay wrote: our trashcan punch is pretty simple.... buy new rubber trash bin, add 4 gallons melted orange sherbert to one gallon of everclear.... and watch the blackouts happen.


Jungle Juice is generally just a cooler with a gin and or vodka and fruit base.... then everyone who comes in pours something into it.... you drink said drink and again blackouts
Fix'd

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:07 pm
by pkay
collige wrote:
pkay wrote: our trashcan punch is pretty simple.... buy new rubber trash bin, add 4 gallons melted orange sherbert to one gallon of everclear.... and watch the blackouts happen.


Jungle Juice is generally just a cooler with a gin and or vodka and fruit base.... then everyone who comes in pours something into it.... you drink said drink and again blackouts
Fix'd

pretty much

trashcan punch is amazing. Orange sherbert cuts the everclear down to this kind of foamy frothy awesomeness

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:09 pm
by JBoy
i wish i could have gone to a party like the one in american pie 2.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:11 pm
by pikeymobile
american parties seem way too organised
over here, usually about 11pm, you get a random text saying "party at so and so's house", you go buy 12/24 cans (500/568ml, not them tiny american cans) down tesco, or some disaronno if your dad has a phd in something and paid for your first year of car insurance, then you go pick up an eighth, turn up, start fighting with people cos they keep asking to have a can off you, piss in the bath, eat a gram of nasty phet off one of the polish people sat on the stairs, then you rob all the shampoo and melt all their butter in the microwave before shaving someones hair and eyebrows with the newly stolen hair clippers you found in one of the bedroom drawers whilst you were looking for the hosts sisters underwear
every party i've ever been to has been the same

come to think of it kegs and dancing girls would've probably been a lot better

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:25 pm
by pkay
also in the south.... the movie drumline that was based in college is a high school thing for the most part.

one of my friends is one of the directors at dallas skyline.


Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:28 pm
by pkay
pikeymobile wrote:american parties seem way too organised
over here, usually about 11pm, you get a random text saying "party at so and so's house", you go buy 12/24 cans (500/568ml, not them tiny american cans) down tesco, or some disaronno if your dad has a phd in something and paid for your first year of car insurance, then you go pick up an eighth, turn up, start fighting with people cos they keep asking to have a can off you, piss in the bath, eat a gram of nasty phet off one of the polish people sat on the stairs, then you rob all the shampoo and melt all their butter in the microwave before shaving someones hair and eyebrows with the newly stolen hair clippers you found in one of the bedroom drawers whilst you were looking for the hosts sisters underwear
every party i've ever been to has been the same

come to think of it kegs and dancing girls would've probably been a lot better
parties are organized a bit because our cops will take people to jail and hand out MIP's.... so you have to have shit organized for the most part or it isnt gonna happen.

Most of the time though in america shit can come together in smaller units easier because half of us have cars at age 16.... and we have tons of places to drive. So we just have a bunch of teenagers driving around to meet up with each other in parking lots.... get blazed until cops break it up and people scatter.

We also have country parties a lot.... random parties in rural areas that people drive to.

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:19 pm
by Clean
The party I went to on New Yearrs, there were like 3 guys that all pitched in, and bought this cheap ass house. They had parties there all the time, and 1 of the owners was the "Dj" there. I use that term very loosely because he was using Virtual dj, Anyways the guys that owned the place must have made a killing, because they charged 10$ a person, and there had to be at least 400 or so people there. Many more that just came and went. That was pretty fun, it was weird because I was the youngest one threre, but they were too fucking high to tell :lol:

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 10:24 pm
by cityzen
pikeymobile wrote:american parties seem way too organised
over here, usually about 11pm, you get a random text saying "party at so and so's house", you go buy 12/24 cans (500/568ml, not them tiny american cans) down tesco, or some disaronno if your dad has a phd in something and paid for your first year of car insurance, then you go pick up an eighth, turn up, start fighting with people cos they keep asking to have a can off you, piss in the bath, eat a gram of nasty phet off one of the polish people sat on the stairs, then you rob all the shampoo and melt all their butter in the microwave before shaving someones hair and eyebrows with the newly stolen hair clippers you found in one of the bedroom drawers whilst you were looking for the hosts sisters underwear
every party i've ever been to has been the same

come to think of it kegs and dancing girls would've probably been a lot better
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:13 am
by bela
cityzen wrote:Ninja bela > twilight bela ;)
:lol:
aw shucks

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:29 am
by bright maroon
We used to play CB tag...(CITIZENS BAND RADIO)

You get about 4 or 5 cars - everyone gets a cb hook-up...
you set parameters like....you can't go west of this highway or south of this bridge....
and then one car hides - then CBs a clue to their location...
then all the other cars try to find them like hide and seek...
game is over when someones headlights hit your car...
racing happens...
lots of shit talking over the airwaves..

and often times the police would get in on it...they brought the pac man ghost effect


we only played really late at night to have zero traffic..usually in the summer or weekends - no school

Re: Is American high school that bad?

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:02 am
by Phigure
bright maroon wrote:We used to play CB tag...(CITIZENS BAND RADIO)

You get about 4 or 5 cars - everyone gets a cb hook-up...
you set parameters like....you can't go west of this highway or south of this bridge....
and then one car hides - then CBs a clue to their location...
then all the other cars try to find them like hide and seek...
game is over when someones headlights hit your car...
racing happens...
lots of shit talking over the airwaves..

and often times the police would get in on it...they brought the pac man ghost effect


we only played really late at night to have zero traffic..usually in the summer or weekends - no school
that sounds FUCKING awesome