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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:06 am
by ekidd91
NickMaxwell wrote:More of a band joke, but it doesn't matter.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
A: The drummer.
This is a classic, and the reason it's so great is that folk say it about loads of instruments and it still works.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:22 am
by HaddaUK
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Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:48 am
by JFK
Q - Why was the teenage waveform so quiet and withdrawn?
A - It was just going through a difficult phase.
/thread a winner has arrived!! OH YEAH HIGH FIVE!!!! Anyone?? No.......... Ok.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:42 am
by Comfi
How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?
Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:05 pm
by Augment
Comfi wrote:How many instances of massive does it take to change a lightbulb?
Massive is a vsti synth and cannot change a lightbulb.
Assign LFO to dimmer cutoff, add some color with saturation, and you have a party!
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:14 pm
by grooki
Ms Bassline arrives at work, looking really pissed off.
Mr Compressor: "hey Ms Bassline, why are you so upset?".
Ms Bassline: "I was driving here on the freeway when I was cutoff by Mr. Lowpass!"
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:23 pm
by idontreallygiveashit
I dont know what's worse - the jokes in this thread or the fact i can't think of one.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:48 pm
by Comfi
How do daws like their steak?
Midium
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:53 pm
by JTMMusicuk
A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:54 pm
by BonerJams04
Comfi wrote:How do daws like their steak?
Midium
perfect
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:39 pm
by Sonika
JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:51 pm
by ehbes
Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
No mt eden
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:06 pm
by overture
How do waveforms get from one floor to the next?
They use the oscillator.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:09 pm
by Today
ehbrums1 wrote:Sonika wrote:JTMMusicuk wrote:A music producer walks into a restaurant, samples the food then quickly passes it off as his own...
Zomby?
No mt eden
that'd be more like ... music producer orders a filet, promptly shits on the plate and calls it a garnish
what's a viola's range? depends on how far you can throw one.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:31 pm
by hasezwei
jonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?
Because he was a producer.
story of my life
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:28 pm
by Augment
hasezwei wrote:jonahmann wrote:Why did the man never leave his bedroom?
Because he was a producer.
story of my life
Producer/gamer and it's the story of my life
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:42 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
not really a joke but producing is the only thing i can think of atm where you dont wanna go over zero
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:51 pm
by Attila
How about the number of infectious diseases or percent of cancerous cells in your body...or, anything else in the universe you don't want to happen.
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:59 pm
by Aufnahmewindwuschel
hm who said i dont want that to happen haha still better love story than datsiks album
Re: #MusicProducerJokes
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:40 am
by leeany
''you cant make dubstep from sea bass because the sea have no square waves ha ha ha that was a joke i think''
https://twitter.com/whoisdubstep/status ... 1472797696