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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:26 pm
by gravious
gravious wrote:Dutty Yuppie wrote:Why are Scottish birds so ugly?
quoniam vestri matris, as my old master used to tell me.
"Because: your mother"
For those of you who have been in repose during this terms latin classes.
As for the rest of you, doubt not my worthiness as a bestower of knowledge!
Do you not remember the school motto?
It is in the school Hymn for heavens sake, and that was beaten into you with a yard-rule!
nos 'diligo' tener liberi
Learn it and keep it close to your heart.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:55 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Yes we do
NONCES ALL ROUND
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:08 pm
by pk-
I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:13 pm
by gravious
pk- wrote:I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates
No, that was the special school
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:34 pm
by misk
gravious wrote:pk- wrote:I thought our motto was Arbeit Macht Frei? It's got that over the school gates
No, that was the special school
i had some ancestors that went to that school. i heard the headmaster was really harsh.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:23 pm
by pk-
yes he'd give people a right old roasting
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:09 pm
by prisoner
Sir Gravious, might i pose a few questions?
what kind of a plant does cantaloupe grow on?
also,
what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:28 pm
by ana
Where do roly polys go?
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:52 pm
by shonky
prisoner wrote:Sir Gravious, might i pose a few questions?
what kind of a plant does cantaloupe grow on?
also,
what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)
Please go to anti-nonce classes before it gets silly
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:35 am
by human?
please explain evolution re: butterflies.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:37 pm
by incyde
prisoner wrote:
what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)
A Chupacabra.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:02 pm
by perkalerk215
prisoner wrote:what the fuck kind of animal ripped the head off the rabbit, who's carcus is now in decay behind my apartment? (mind you i live in the midwest/usa)
i think you should take a picture of the carcus so we can see and decide what kind of animal would do such a thing.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:49 pm
by victor liechtenstein
human? wrote:please explain evolution re: butterflies.
On the same subject please explain evolution re: ISP customer service operators.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:59 pm
by jackieboi
who is the irritating litle man that pops up on the hollyoaks omnibus and stands in the bottom right corner raving and getting in the way of the screen?
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:22 pm
by ana
Bonzi Buddy?
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:22 pm
by the decoy
Professor:
I had watched a show on the discovery channel about the sun. The sun is a very interesting celestial body. one of the things I learned, but forgot half of, was that light is made in the core of the sun and has to get out.
could you please fill in the blanks of,
1. what is the part of the sun called that outside the core, but no the corona, and
2. what do scientists call the path the light takes to get out of the sun and into space. I seem to remember something along the lines of "the great wander" or some other cheeky nickname they had for it.
I do know that whatever is between space and the core of the sun bounces light back and forth and it spends an insanely long amount of time just getting past this layer, as the light gets bounced around.
please sir, tell me the whole story, I was trying to tell a friend this and I realized halfway through that had forgotten half of the info I was trying to relay due to my raging case of adhd and I...
OH SHIT!!! forgot about the ramen! oh well, it's waste now anyway,
I wanted to tell him of this fascinating fact I had learned but I was not only unable to, but looked quite the fool doing so. please help me out good sir.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:12 pm
by ana
Do most bees get the weekend off?
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:47 pm
by dj slums
who put the alphabet in that order?
whats the speed of dark?
what happens if you get 'scared half to death' twice?
what do you add to powdered water?
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:37 am
by the decoy
aww fiddlesticks. the professor seems to be out to lunch or something, I don't think I'll ever get my questions answered now.
perhaps I could find the information in one of those paper copies of the internet, i think they have a fancy name like "books" or something.
I wonder if they have a set of wikipedia at the lieberry.
Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:41 am
by shonky
Sir, why do you smell of piss?
Why do you drive a woman's car?
And do you have sex with all the class pets?