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BTW I'm a bum. I volunteer though.

work for the NHS in a pharmacy production unit. Not sure where to take my career next, can either stick with pharmacy stuff and maybe move into pharm technician work or I can use my actual degree (Chemistry) and leave this role for something in QC or lab analytics. I kinda wanna stay in the NHS though.
Neither option particularly excites me. Yay.

i try to sell things to the people that call me. i realized that when you get the phone there is always a time until the moment when they answer (i think that is the time to plug their phone to the channel) so without leaving the guy any time to react i say hello my name is diego perez and phoned you to show yoou our brand new promotion ..."

i also have a recording of myself saying "aham... and wich is the price?.... could you explain me that last thing again?... could you read me the terms and conditions of the contract.... " of 20 min i left the phone on the speaker and i continue doing my thangs

hugh wrote:work for the NHS in a pharmacy production unit. Not sure where to take my career next, can either stick with pharmacy stuff and maybe move into pharm technician work or I can use my actual degree (Chemistry) and leave this role for something in QC or lab analytics. I kinda wanna stay in the NHS though.
Neither option particularly excites me. Yay.

You need to break bad my friend.

hugh wrote:work for the NHS in a pharmacy production unit. Not sure where to take my career next, can either stick with pharmacy stuff and maybe move into pharm technician work or I can use my actual degree (Chemistry) and leave this role for something in QC or lab analytics. I kinda wanna stay in the NHS though.
Neither option particularly excites me. Yay.

hold tight chemistry degree'ers

deadly habit wrote:

hugh wrote:work for the NHS in a pharmacy production unit. Not sure where to take my career next, can either stick with pharmacy stuff and maybe move into pharm technician work or I can use my actual degree (Chemistry) and leave this role for something in QC or lab analytics. I kinda wanna stay in the NHS though.
Neither option particularly excites me. Yay.

You need to break bad my friend.

We actually have these tubs of pure cocaine just sitting in quarantine that couldn't really be much easier to steal. I am actually quite shocked over the lax security! Tho I guess that's why they spend ages doing all the background checks and stuff at the NHS.

why do they have pure cocaine? i'm guessing it's for novacaine or something but wouldnt it be more secure if they made that somewhere else?

but then how will hugh get high?

how come you havent stole any lol?

id take that in seconds

chekov wrote:why do they have pure cocaine? i'm guessing it's for novacaine or something but wouldnt it be more secure if they made that somewhere else?

Gets used in a few different unlicensed products too, but I don't work in that department cos I work in Aseptic Manufacturing (working in isolators and steriliser machines) so I don't know exactly. To be honest, we have a shit ton of expensive stuff in Quarantine. One of our quarantine fridges holds about 5-10K worth of Fentanyl syringes (a more powerful version of morphine) and another about 5K worth of Alteplase syringes. I could easily just get the key from the office, wonder in (my keycard would of course be last registered) with the keys and my card and be off with stupid amounts of controlled drugs. It's a wonder that it's never happened before to be honest.

I used to work at another company called Quantum Pharmaceuticals - one of the Pharmacists got fired once cos he was the only guy with access to the cocaine and it turned out that this batch of cocaine solution had been cut with fucking non-soluble capsule filler called prosolv. The company tried to keep it all hushed up like but everyone knew about it. Dude ended up counter suing and actually won for wrongful dismissal because they didn't have definitive proof! I also find it hard to believe that a pharmacist would mix a soluble powder like cocaine with something non soluble, seems like they wouldn't be that retarded to be honest.

Agent 47 wrote:how come you havent stole any lol?

id take that in seconds

Yeah... but would you really? The implications of getting caught are really really serious!

Hugh obviously is a chemist he's thought it out.

hugh wrote:

Agent 47 wrote:how come you havent stole any lol?

id take that in seconds

Yeah... but would you really? The implications of getting caught are really really serious!

probably, im quite bad like that though

my last boss uninstalled the stock room cameras for like an hour and i loaded my car with cigarettes n vodka (it was a huge chain shop btw - no one was hurt)

Agent 47 wrote:

hugh wrote:

Agent 47 wrote:how come you havent stole any lol?

id take that in seconds

Yeah... but would you really? The implications of getting caught are really really serious!

probably, im quite bad like that though

my last boss uninstalled the stock room cameras for like an hour and i loaded my car with cigarettes n vodka (it was a huge chain shop btw - no one was hurt)

lol you're such a shit

Agent 47 wrote: my last boss uninstalled the stock room cameras for like an hour and i loaded my car with cigarettes n vodka (it was a huge chain shop btw - no one was hurt)

except for Jesus he just got another nail cos of u m8

y?

#8 m8

Laszlo wrote:

Blenky119 wrote:Doctors receptionist.

Really!? I thought you were a guy.

Missed this. Yeah I am a guy, only male receptionist in the history of the doctors I work at.

Yeah, I know. It was just a poor attempt to rustle some jimmies because of that other thread.

JizzMan wrote:#8 m8

this aint 808BC this is 2013 bro

most of those are now accepted