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Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:29 am
by nobody
3za wrote: Are you a fatty mayo pleb?
lol

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:31 am
by goose
That last page was awkward

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:46 am
by goose
3za wrote: Cut in half, not triangles.
Pretty sure they've done a scientific study that triangles taste better than halves.

#teamtriangle

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:56 am
by 3za
pleb-perception science.

no physics chemistry biology AKA proper science.

Eat your pleb triangles, and pleb mayo.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:58 am
by rickyarbino
3za wrote:
rickyarbino wrote:They usually have varicose veins too.
Olive oil is healthier, and tastier than mayo.

Are you a fatty mayo pleb?


I Forgot toast the bread lightly aswell :D
Mayo isn't sandwich material imo. Should go more with potatoes and boiled goods in general.

Mayo most definitely tastes better though, need to take your tongue out of your anus.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:59 am
by nobody
Hot sauce is the best condiment

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:03 am
by goose
Kewl answer for such a serious comment *note sarcasm*

I think there are deeper underlying issues . Were you molested by a triangle?

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:03 am
by 3za
rickyarbino wrote:boiled goods
Good way to take all the goodness out your food, and then add pleb mayo to make it even less healthy.

nice one bruva.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:05 am
by 3za
goose wrote:Kewl answer for such a serious comment *note sarcasm*

I think there are deeper underlying issues . Were you molested by a triangle?
3 is my fav no. triangles are my fav shape.

but if you eat your sandwiches in triangles you're a fucking pleb.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:05 am
by rickyarbino
It's usually something I only eat when I'm in Portugal/around relatives tbf.

Though, the few times I've done it myself, I find that the vegetables stay good if you don't boil to mush. I usually have quite crunchy vegetable soups.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:45 am
by sixs
If you toast a sandwich its a toasted sandwich, not a sandwich

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:45 am
by sixs
sandwich

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:03 am
by jrkhnds
big up the portuguese people for selling soup everywhere and never charging more than 1€.

btw. triangle form sandwich is preferable because you can eat it without getting your mouth all oily.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:07 am
by wobbles
I once beat up a fellow drunk man for bumping into me on the dance floor one too many times

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:44 am
by DiegoSapiens
nowaysj wrote:And Diego, I'll take a rim shot for that one, thanks.
-q- :?:

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:45 am
by DiegoSapiens
mango and curry heinz sauce is good for sandwiches.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:13 pm
by OGLemon
3za wrote: Olive oil is healthier
olive oil is a lubricant for the veins

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:40 pm
by rickyarbino
jrkhnds wrote:big up the portuguese people for selling soup everywhere and never charging more than 1€.

btw. triangle form sandwich is preferable because you can eat it without getting your mouth all oily.
If you open your mouth you can take clear bites out of the sandwich and don't need to eat something that makes you look like a bitch.

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:01 pm
by hubb
even square dicks came out of a triangle

Re: what age can you hit parents?

Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:08 pm
by hubb
sandwiches

pies

bottled 'fridge sauces' and other taste concealers (!)

are all remnants of ww2 and should be contained and forgotten

what if the reason we overproduce is because of that terrible tradition and we literally kill the world and put it in storage as a consequence (no question mark as I'm not actually asking but just being condescening :6: )

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no this spliff is not too strong