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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:51 am
by bob crunkhouse
Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.
The moon smells like gunpowder.
The spanish invented concentration camps.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:15 am
by misk
Bob Crunkhouse wrote:Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.
NOOOOOOO!!! they were so good till i knew! i hate apricots... and now i will never eat them again
good thing their nigh impossible to get in zee states.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:20 am
by -blade-
if its freezng outside you are happy to sleep inside.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:24 am
by twatty vagitis
Bob Crunkhouse wrote:Jaffa cakes are made out of apricots not orange.
OK, I'm actually gonna need proof for this 1
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:32 am
by auan
Bob Crunkhouse wrote:
The moon smells like gunpowder.
Bollocks. How would anyone know? You take off your space helmet to sniff the moon and suddenly the moon smells like your own lungs being sucked through your nostrils by the cold, dead vacuum of space.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:46 am
by joes911
Giraffe's + people have the same amount of bones in their necks -
respectively.
I think.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:19 pm
by badger
Auan wrote:Bob Crunkhouse wrote:
The moon smells like gunpowder.
Bollocks. How would anyone know? You take off your space helmet to sniff the moon and suddenly the moon smells like your own lungs being sucked through your nostrils by the cold, dead vacuum of space.
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
you could actually find out. you can isolate the various chemicals that make up smells so if you had the right equipment on the moon you could find out whats there and reproduce it somewhere with air
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:00 pm
by ikeaboy
feasible_weasel wrote:
i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland
Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:22 pm
by thomas
In ireland anyone can object, at the hearing, to any development plan. There is a woman who appeared at every hearing for Fish & Chip shops because she really didnt like the smell.
Big up mu lecturer for giving me a proper laugh
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:48 pm
by dubloke
cows cant walk down stairs
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:12 pm
by shonky
ikeaboy wrote:feasible_weasel wrote:
i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland
Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas
Please don't
Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:16 pm
by twatty vagitis
Dubloke wrote:cows cant walk down stairs
tell me about it. my missus was proper angry
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:17 pm
by dubloke
twatty vagitis wrote:Dubloke wrote:cows cant walk down stairs
tell me about it. my missus was proper angry
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:24 pm
by future producer
Devils Penis is actually a nickname for chilli. Never knew that.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:58 pm
by thomas
Future Producer wrote:Devils Penis is actually a nickname for chilli. Never knew that.
failed to grasp the meaning of the thread, haha.
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:37 pm
by dubloke
polar bears skin is black, and there fur is transparent... so why are they white? might have to google that
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:56 am
by grooki
if there are a pair of shoes slung over the power lines, a drug dealer lives in the nearest house
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:57 am
by grooki
^
*that may not be a fact*
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:34 pm
by nazoreth
i thought a pair of shoes strung over power lines was meant to mark out territories for gangs...?
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:04 pm
by forensix (mcr)
Shonky wrote:ikeaboy wrote:feasible_weasel wrote:
i am a direct desendant of the first irish family in Ireland
Ye wha??
Please elaborate feas
Please don't
seconded