Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:10 pm
So you killed everyone, and then went back into work today? That's committment!eLBe wrote:the people in my office arn't pissing me off at all, I killed them all yesterday
starting to smell a bit tho
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:14 pm
yeah I know....but now I've got so much to do...lazy fuck just lying around bleeding
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:20 pm
this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:24 pm
triky wrote:this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.
Wait until she goes home for the day, then liberally sprinkle some pubic hair into her keyboard.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:25 pm
Kill her, ninja's don't sharetriky wrote:this monday i came in late and found i had a new coworker in my office. i also found out she had taken my multi-plug (and by so doing unplugged my computer and didnt bother pluggin it back in), taken random stuff like the holepuncher and stapler off my desk and onto hers, and switched my mouse with her shitty one which doesn't scroll. as if i wouldn't notice... oh yeah and she also nicked my bin.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:29 pm
i'm hesitating between multi-plug strangulation and mouse whacking...
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:31 pm
strangulationtriky wrote:i'm hesitating between multi-plug strangulation and mouse whacking...
mouse whaking sounds to perverted
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:44 pm
Sandwich SnobberyeLBe wrote:Unfortunatly sandwich ignorance seems rife in you working establishment.badger wrote:indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuseeLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.
and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
wow
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:47 pm
Genius, you can go to Selfridges and order a McDonalds
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:49 pm
eLBe wrote:eLBe wrote:Unfortunatly sandwich ignorance seems rife in you working establishment.badger wrote:indeed, although from their decidedly weak argument the only way i was arrogant was by having the timerity to create such a beauty of a sandwich in the first place. had i been boasting about how great it (and it really was) it might have been a justified torrent of abuseeLBe wrote:arrogance over such a sandwhich is understandable.
and then they criticised me for not refrigerating it prior to consumption! do these fools not know that get the optimum flavour out of a good cheese it must be warmed to room temperature? honestly, some people...
Sandwich Snobbery
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4894952.stm
wow
Nasty.
We sell a 20 USD lobster salad BLT at my work. New England suckers love that kinda shit.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:19 pm
thats a ripoff for that sarnie, gona try and order some of that steak stilll. raised on a diet of beer and sake? badman herd
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:15 pm
Just finished the weekly company footy game. Got lumbered in the team with the self important sales department.
stnuc! Pass the ball to the rest of your team or get a fucking room.
Obviously we got thrashed 5 - 1.
no offence if you work in sales
stnuc! Pass the ball to the rest of your team or get a fucking room.
Obviously we got thrashed 5 - 1.
no offence if you work in sales
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:49 pm
so far no one to dislike at the new job,
same company, same area,
different building.
no one's more than 15 years older,
on the second day of work i'm allready able to ride a
and the best news of the day is that they offered me to start working at 6 am to 2 pm from monday instead of 1 pm to 9 pm.
the early shift is the one i'm used to and prefer since you get the rest of your day for yourself,
so obviously i was very happy to get that offer.
my new job rocks
same company, same area,
different building.
no one's more than 15 years older,
on the second day of work i'm allready able to ride a
and the best news of the day is that they offered me to start working at 6 am to 2 pm from monday instead of 1 pm to 9 pm.
the early shift is the one i'm used to and prefer since you get the rest of your day for yourself,
so obviously i was very happy to get that offer.
my new job rocks
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:58 pm
dude!
you are way too positive for this thread
this is for stories of hatred and misery in the work place
haha
nice one and congrats on the real!
you are way too positive for this thread
this is for stories of hatred and misery in the work place
haha
nice one and congrats on the real!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:13 pm
i claim benefits.
I steal ur money bitches.
Chavette styley
I steal ur money bitches.
Chavette styley
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:46 pm
The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard 
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:57 pm
hahahadatura wrote:The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard
A mate at work hit us 5 bucks cuz i forgot me lunch and im a poor tnuc, props to him... No one to hate on at the moment, but its only morning tea so give it some time
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:06 am
datura wrote:The old guy sitting opposite me started picking his nose whilst chatting to me today, the old charmer. I'm sure it was him who left a floater in the toilet as well the dirty old bastard
ha ha aha hahahahahaha
nasty
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:02 am
Why is it that nobody I work with is capable of making a decent cuppa???!!
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:03 am
if you want something doing proper do it yourself.Mr. Lizard wrote:Why is it that nobody I work with is capable of making a decent cuppa???!!