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Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:10 pm**

i think the worst film i've ever seen is Broken Arrow

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:14 pm**

Face/off would be up there if it wasn't for the action sequences. And it's still up there.

John fucking shitface Travolta and Nicholas fucking shitface Cage in one film at the same time?!

The Devil's Rejects, which I saw recently, was fucking awful.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:16 pm**

man i loved devil's rejects

and harold and kumar

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:18 pm**

One of my mates girlfriends is really into Rob Zombie films and when I met her I had to pretend to her that I thought that film wasn't a piece of complete arse.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:21 pm**

how do you not love the part where the girl is running with her husbands face on hers and gets splattered all over the road

i don't see how anybody couldn't love that

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:22 pm**

bill pullman's been on my shit list since 1996.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:25 pm**

Van Helsing is the worst piece of shit i have ever seen

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:37 pm**

xXx. Might have been mentioned before, deserves to be mentioned again. Utter fucking shite. The Pacifier. Even fucking shitter.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:29 pm**

I would have to say the worst movie I have ever watched was Anatomie de l'enfer (Anatomy of hell) Full of pretentious pseudo intellectual blabber and simply really, really boring. The only sort of funny thing was, that the blabber came out from the mouth of Rocco, who was for sure trying really hard to deliver, but he didn't really succeed. The cinema was full of middle age and older ladies, which is quite usual every time they play something French. This one was additionally made by the woman, the feminist and was supposedly exploring female sexuality, so it was easy to predict the audience. Or maybe they just all came to see Rocco's cock... Now that I think of it, if this movie was about showing Rocco's genitals to the ladies without them having to secretly watch porn (actually, this move was porn, but if you have Rocco saying some "deep" stuff in between, then it can officially be called art) - anyway, if that was what it was about, then I guess it kinda succeeded.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:30 pm**

Parson wrote:also i don't get the fascist propaganda bit

300 to me is about the few standing up to the many

the small independent nation rising up against the massive evil empire

its about a small devoted few inspiring their fearful peers to stand up to the machine

300 is also about a deeply militaristic society, whose sole enthusiasms about life seem to waffle between chest-beating nationalism, fighting, and maintaining genetic purity. LOL...and these are the *heros*

It's pornography in the way that it's so over-stylistically presented. How everything is exaggerated. Spartaaaaaaaa....and so on and so on.

It's fascist b/c, well, they were fascists. Sure they were scrappy warriors fighting against overwhelming odds, but they were still fascists in their own right.

And that's not even to say I hated the movie. I thought it was a bit over the top, but it certainly kept me entertained.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:45 pm**

Aliens vs. Predator
just on the fact it was not rated R, and because sigourney weaver was not in it

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:49 pm**

has anyone said Brown Bunny yet?

Vincent Gallo can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:04 pm**

Thomas wrote:
Contakt wrote:300
Yes, complete shit.

dats 1 ov my favorite

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:17 pm**

EVIL BONG

worst fucking movie EVER

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:19 pm**

23

the second mr bean film - how dissapointing

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:27 pm**

RickyRicardo wrote:
Parson wrote:also i don't get the fascist propaganda bit

300 to me is about the few standing up to the many

the small independent nation rising up against the massive evil empire

its about a small devoted few inspiring their fearful peers to stand up to the machine
300 is also about a deeply militaristic society, whose sole enthusiasms about life seem to waffle between chest-beating nationalism, fighting, and maintaining genetic purity. LOL...and these are the *heros*

It's pornography in the way that it's so over-stylistically presented. How everything is exaggerated. Spartaaaaaaaa....and so on and so on.

It's fascist b/c, well, they were fascists. Sure they were scrappy warriors fighting against overwhelming odds, but they were still fascists in their own right.

And that's not even to say I hated the movie. I thought it was a bit over the top, but it certainly kept me entertained.

you sound pacifist

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:38 pm**

have to weigh in with:

Crank

and my all time number one shittest film...

Judge Dredd

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:43 pm**

haha good one...Crank is probably the worst film EVER.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:46 pm**

Parson wrote: you sound pacifist

not quite.

Posted: **Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:48 pm**

I'm glad that you people tend to agree with me on this matter...

I thought Crank and 300 sucked... but all of my friends love them! It's like... wtf?!

In addition, Alien vs. Predator sucked, but at least my friends agree with me on that.

Deep Rising has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen though... really terrible. Not only terrible, but appalling and depressing as well.

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