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deamonds wrote: not tonight darling..

don't ever let me hear you say that again

deamonds wrote:

Magma wrote:I'm currently enjoying a remarkably good relationship with a massive lump of hash. My girlfriend isn't quite as enthusiastic.

pssh...well personally i think i can speak for everyone here, when i say, her enthusiasm is overrated...does the hash make you tidy up? does the hash ask you what you are thinking? does the hash say, not tonight darling..??? no, thats right, it fucking doesnt

To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*








*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.**





























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nesslei wrote:

deamonds wrote: not tonight darling..

don't ever let me hear you say that again

its not something you would ever hear from my lips, should have put it in a quote...

if it was jackieboy's ex, it would have been more like

jackieboy wrote:not again darling

Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.

actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!

deamonds wrote:

Pre-Thought Process wrote:4th is current and she is gangster (not in an AK47 crack dealer way, but you know)

thats a shame she isnt really

Na, been there done that. Last one crip-walked round the table at Sunday lunch and my Nan's a Piru......let's just say it got messy.

nesslei wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.

actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!

nesslei wrote:

Dead Rats wrote:To be fair, if my girlfriend ever told me to clear up the house, I would lamp her in the fucking mouth.*

*It's because of sentences like this you don't have a girlfriend, Martin.

actually, i think it's more to do with your current sig!!

Now | feel a tad ashamed for finding it funny*



*that might, however, mean that there is a hope** for dead rats here


**I'm a girl

didnt know my ex was an ex-tweeker until 6 months into our relationship. theres no such thing as a guy who quits dope for you. had a serious temper and a problem with beating up cops. i started noticing his wife beating potential and cut that shit loose. when we broke up he called and said he'd taken an entire bottle of pills and was gonna kill himself, so i called the cops and told him to go fuck himself.

he just had a kid with his tweeker girlfriend. winnAr!

tweeker u know

What's a tweeker?

hera wrote:wife beating potential

that made me laugh also...

kins83 wrote:What's a tweeker?

a tweeker is a methamphetamine user. speed isnt quite as much of an epidemic in the uk as it is in the states, but it's coming. you just wait.

nah, we got coke...bashed to fuck coke

might aswell be speed to be honest with you...

yeah, meth is a horrible problem here :[

side not to my early story, i saw my ex kiss some dude (who was way bigger than me) and i straight lost it at the rave and i laid him out lol

pissed on jager and whiskey of course

i thought tweak referred to the much more potent forms of methamphetamine e.g. crystal meth/ice/etc... what we call speed here is pretty cut down unless you're on speed base... that used to be fairly big here about 10 years ago but people seem to much prefer wobbling around on ketamin nowadays....

steppo wrote:
pissed on jager

yea big up you...

dr ddd wrote:i thought tweak referred to the much more potent forms of methamphetamine e.g. crystal meth/ice/etc... what we call speed here is pretty cut down unless you're on speed base... that used to be fairly big here about 10 years ago but people seem to much prefer wobbling around on ketamin nowadays....

nah, its all the same shit. i could be wrong, i'm not so hip on street drug lingo these days. i pick my buds off a menu at the store.

I like drugs.

speed is shit by the way, apart from vaccuming up the house a bit quicker i cant think of any other benefits