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trigga!!! wrote:at a party in a field when i was about 16, threw up after too much lager juice, asked mate if he had any tissues to clean myself up, he only had sliced white bread. used that went to bed in a stable woke up the next morning around 5 in the morning to find a group of wreckheads stood around my sick wondering who threw up an intact slice of bread. ahaha

thats fucking hilarious man!

I play drums in a death metal band, and have done the sound for a Kung Fu Panda live show

i eat popcorn almost every day.

haven't ridden a bicycle since I was involved in a hit and run with a chevy tahoe - been almost a year

divanrod wrote:i got stung in the dick by a bee once.

I dont know if I really want the answer to this question... but how?

missedthebus wrote:

divanrod wrote:i got stung in the dick by a bee once.

I dont know if I really want the answer to this question... but how?

I mean yeah,surely there must be easier ways of removing the honey from the hive.

Piston wrote:my family didn't have a telly till i turned 10

Me too man,I feel for ya , everyone in the playground would be chatting about Scooby Doo and I didn't have a clue .Still in retrospect I am glad I got to do things a lot of the other kids didn't such as going fishing,climbing mountains,going outdoor swimming,bird watching etc.

I hate lies. I love the truth.

Ov3rdos3 wrote:When I was 19 I developed psychosis from taking too much acid and meth and staying awake for 5 days.

In the depths of the psychosis I developed an imaginary friend called "Percy" who was a green cricket who would sit on my shoulder. I could see him and everything and he would tell me things about the universe.

Winner!


The main reason I stopped smoking cannabis last month was because I thought I'd heard voices before. Audiotory hallucinations are actually quite common in different stages of sleep, and I get them a lot in bed - so I'm stoned as a bastard, encountering them and deciding they're a personality disorder (which I obviously associated with marijuana).

I genuinely thought "WTF MON!?", got my journal out and penned it down.

I got on the bus to college last month having abstained from cannabis for about two weeks, and got this horrible anxiety that I was scyzophrenic. I was reading Columbine at the time, about how Erik and Dylan were psychopaths, which didn't help. So, I'm thinking that nothing feels right, and I feel pretty detatched from reality, and it comes at odd times in the day.

I took the whole cleansing really seriously - no joke, I turned down spliff offers all over the shop. Anyway, having not felt too unstable for a while, I picked up a ten bag whilst at my mate's at the end of June. Despite constantly thinking how much I didn't want it, got baked, and realised everything was cool, and has been ever since. No more anxiety.

I know, I know, DSF! Drugs! But people can probably relate to it.

Also, I'm properly seeing a girl for the first time in ages, and all I want to do is fuck her off.

I've felt the same things from cannabis from time to time but I'm guessing if it was a genuine psycosis you can't be consious of it as its happening to you episodically


big up the imaginary friend crew

I like to eat Flaming Hot Cheetos when Im piss drunk. The bad part is that my puke usually doesnt look too nice. Even worse is the burning sensation I have the next morning in my nose cause that is where it came out from.

i have a girlfriend who has never pissed me off. ever. what the fuck. keeper or what?

I once was known as Dirty D, at the skatepark I was the best MC, rippin & rhymin all day long, with 5 dollar forties and a four foot bong.

I've watched both Lost Highway and 2001: A Space Odyssey each more than 30 times at least.

There you have it.

DID wrote:i have a girlfriend who has never pissed me off. ever. what the fuck. keeper or what?

Sure. And, hey, if the plastic starts fading or you get a puncture, you can always use her for a dishcloth instead!

dead rats your sig is proper dark. freaks me out

£10 Bag wrote:dead rats your sig is proper dark. freaks me out

Is that a fact?

DID wrote:i have a girlfriend who has never pissed me off. ever. what the fuck. keeper or what?

Could be biding her time for something monumental

£10 Bag wrote:dead rats your sig is proper dark. freaks me out

cheers!

Firky wrote:

DID wrote:i have a girlfriend who has never pissed me off. ever. what the fuck. keeper or what?

Could be biding her time for something monumental

i thought that but i don't think so. for example, i was meant to go for a meal n shit with her but i found out gemmy was playing that night, so i approached her very cautiously and gradually plucked up the courage to say 'i'm not coming for the meal cus gemmy is playing'. her response? 'GEMMY!? i'm coming and i've got an 8th'

now thats just not normal. she shouldve gone ape shit and i shouldve spent the next few hours trying to get her to talk to me, not spend the next few hours skanking our tits off

meh, i'd type something but i'd just get stalked and put on file by barry 'trotsky' george