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Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:23 pm
by firky
WhosZena? wrote:on the train
Group of guys get on, one of them drinking a strongbow or something
(Nigerian voice through speakers) "Get off da tren, no alcohol alowwed on dis tren"..
After about a minute of realizing, he gets off, drinks it, and hops back on
"You shood be ashhem of yoorself"
= Whole train in hysterics

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:26 pm
by Mehlovich
I started on my new job today and due to technical problems they told me to take the rest of the week off.
So basically i am getting paid for smoking weed right now. It feels like... justice.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:11 pm
by murky21
hanging around in work until everyone else fucks off so I can print off 2 copies of my gf's dissertation...meaning, as of tonight she's free of that shit and I get her back

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:27 pm
by firky
A photo of my bumhole from the hamsters POV

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:36 pm
by -dubson-
^ WOW
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:50 pm
by Sheff
firky thats a real nice bumhole there mate
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:35 pm
by 64hz
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:42 pm
by firky
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:43 pm
by AntlionUK
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:21 pm
by pandabear
^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.
**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:24 pm
by noam
oh jesuses...??!?!?!
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:46 pm
by Shum
Well there's something to scratch off my bucket list: "Take a look up Firky's asshole."
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:11 pm
by firky
atleast13 wrote:^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.
**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**
Med student? You're right, the legions that look like esophageal varices are lumps / scars from a biopsy a couple of years back. They wanted to take a sample from my bumhole when I had hepatic cancer, can't quite remember the logic behind it... Liver ---> ???? ---> Bumhole! Had to have a check up again today to make sure they hadn't changed any.
Well spotted though.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:12 pm
by AllNightDayDream
That's a clean lookin bum. Out to whoever you got doin maintenance down there
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:31 pm
by Shum
N-Type is too much today
and got my tax return sorted.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:31 pm
by pandabear
It was more of, what made you laugh today.
I was on the phone with my friend (who loves Caspa and Rusko only, but I'm slowly converting her to the dark side), and she had an idea for my spring break. I spend it in LA. We will hang out at the dubstep section of Amoeba and hit on guys until we get some boyfriends. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

I told her, there's a higher chance we can get some guys at 21+ shows that will be older than 25!!! I cannot imagine hitting on every guy that comes to the dubstep section of Amoeba. Who are we kidding though? We both know our standards are set high and won't just settle for anyone. But we do have a date, so hopefully they stock up when we go.

Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:33 pm
by wolf89
If I got hit on by girls every time I went to buy dubstep i'd be a lot happier.
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:53 pm
by pandabear
firky wrote:atleast13 wrote:^ You got some ulcers there Firky. I don't think that's normal.
**or could be where they had biopsy/cut polyps?**
Med student? You're right, the legions that look like esophageal varices are lumps / scars from a biopsy a couple of years back. They wanted to take a sample from my bumhole when I had hepatic cancer, can't quite remember the logic behind it... Liver ---> ???? ---> Bumhole! Had to have a check up again today to make sure they hadn't changed any.
Well spotted though.
Nurse. I had my rotation at a radiology so that's really nothing new. I even watched polyps get clipped off. Maybe it's just to rule out colorectal cancer? I know there's some gastrointestinal incidences occurring with other malignancies, but very low from what studies say.
**edit: did you have a transplant? that could be why too**
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:52 am
by wolf89
This Joke:
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
DR. DRE"
Re: things that have made you happy today
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:35 am
by icanicant
distance played a set that was 80% his own stuff= epicness. Then rama killed it too
