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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:23 pm
by dubluke
always stroke a wet pussy

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:25 pm
by xor
dubluke wrote:always stroke a wet pussy
Unless its Kate's, then you steer clear to avoid electrocution. :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:27 pm
by dubluke
another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:27 pm
by z.u.bee
i'm gonna piss off now big day for me tomorrow!!!!
if they dont botch the op and "accidentaly" remove my right eye, i'll see ya all tomorrow!!!
oh shit, who's gonna give me a lift??
that shark buggered up the hms codswhallop!!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:28 pm
by z.u.bee
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
i just spat iron bru on my laptop there!!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:28 pm
by xor
z.u.bee wrote:i'm gonna piss off now big day for me tomorrow!!!!
if they dont botch the op and "accidentaly" remove my right eye, i'll see ya all tomorrow!!!
oh shit, who's gonna give me a lift??
that shark buggered up the hms codswhallop!!!!
Good luck bruv.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:29 pm
by dubluke
z.u.bee wrote:i'm gonna piss off now big day for me tomorrow!!!!
if they dont botch the op and "accidentaly" remove my right eye, i'll see ya all tomorrow!!!
oh shit, who's gonna give me a lift??
that shark buggered up the hms codswhallop!!!!
GOOD LUCK, hope it all goes fine, i'm sure it will, eye surgeons are bare bare bare bare skilled

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:29 pm
by blizzardmusic
Wow, datura. My mums started going crazy at your remarks :roll:

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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:29 pm
by datura
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:30 pm
by dubluke
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:31 pm
by datura
BlizzardMusic wrote:Wow, datura. My mums started going crazy at your remarks :roll:

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queef? i love it when she talks dirty to me

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:31 pm
by blizzardmusic
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
don't knock it till you tried it.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:32 pm
by xor
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
Always pays to plan for the future, you never know just what might greet you in a pair of innocent looking Marks&Sparks panties.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 pm
by datura
z.u.bee wrote:i'm gonna piss off now big day for me tomorrow!!!!
if they dont botch the op and "accidentaly" remove my right eye, i'll see ya all tomorrow!!!
oh shit, who's gonna give me a lift??
that shark buggered up the hms codswhallop!!!!
swim! Or did you forget to pack the armbands?? :D

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 pm
by dubluke
XOR wrote:
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
Always pays to plan for the future, you never know just what might greet you in a pair of innocent looking Marks&Sparks panties.
a fantastic snatch?

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 pm
by xor
BlizzardMusic wrote:
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
don't knock it till you tried it.
You do like a battered sausage don't you Blizz? Lol

The tone has definitely lowered round here recently. :lol:

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 pm
by blizzardmusic
Wheres Von? We're nearly ready to overtake What u look like NSFW in the most popular thread.

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:34 pm
by xor
dubluke wrote:
XOR wrote:
dubluke wrote:
datura wrote:
dubluke wrote:another good life rule to live by is "never stroke kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom"
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
Always pays to plan for the future, you never know just what might greet you in a pair of innocent looking Marks&Sparks panties.
a fantastic snatch?
Might snatch you hand off?

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:36 pm
by blizzardmusic
is boyage vonline?

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:37 pm
by dubluke
i still maintain that should the situation arise (oh do behave) i would bang kate nash hard enough to tear her evil snatch in two