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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:25 am
by dubmatters
wub wrote:
clifford_- wrote:
wub wrote:
budsteq wrote:hairspray can and brie cheese?

Try kitchen knife and laughing whilst it tries to lick it's intestines back into it's stomach.
LOL

Yeah, not actually joking. Very angry right now.
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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:48 am
by Sheff
having to pay out over 500 quid to get this job,
which means lending bare off my parents
long
cant shift for pars

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:54 am
by wub
Sheff wrote:having to pay out over 500 quid to get this job
Only one type of job I know of that people have to pay for, and it it's £500 it better be one hell of a technique she's got.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 10:58 am
by Sheff
railway maintenance, guaranteed the job too, setting off for my medical soon which is costing 170

then next saturday im spending 10 days in manchester doing my track safety course which should cost me 750, but thankfully im getting it for 350

theres a chance the company will cover the medical costs though, they've done it for a few of my mates



and whats the job you're thinkin of?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:36 am
by clifford_-
Sheff wrote:

and whats the job you're thinkin of?
lol...!

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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:46 am
by pikeymobile
Sheff wrote:railway maintenance, guaranteed the job too, setting off for my medical soon which is costing 170

then next saturday im spending 10 days in manchester doing my track safety course which should cost me 750, but thankfully im getting it for 350

theres a chance the company will cover the medical costs though, they've done it for a few of my mates



and whats the job you're thinkin of?
My mate does lots of work on the rails, the pay is absolutely insane

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:28 pm
by noam
wub wrote:
dubmatters wrote:
wub wrote:And apparently one of the randoms has a dog. So there is, on top of everything else, a dog in my flat.
Why don't you move in with the mrs?

I couldn't stand to share a house with anyone else now.

Because by and large, the setup we have works well for us. She works shift every now and again, whereas I have the standard office job hours going on, so the arrangement is good for us.



I have no issue with dogs, for the record, but the mood I'm in right now I'm likely to go Patrick Bateman on it if it comes near me.
nah only person you should be angry at is your housemate, not the randoms, i think its fucking rude when you're invited back to a place by someone who lives there and when you get there a housemate kicks off with you as if its your fault

sort your housemate out, dont take it out on the drugged up randoms

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:30 pm
by wub
noam wrote:sort your housemate out, dont take it out on the drugged up randoms

It's cool, we've had a chat about it earlier 8)

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:32 pm
by noam
did you bang him out?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:43 pm
by Sheff
pikeymobile wrote:
Sheff wrote:railway maintenance, guaranteed the job too, setting off for my medical soon which is costing 170

then next saturday im spending 10 days in manchester doing my track safety course which should cost me 750, but thankfully im getting it for 350

theres a chance the company will cover the medical costs though, they've done it for a few of my mates



and whats the job you're thinkin of?
My mate does lots of work on the rails, the pay is absolutely insane
yeah my mate worked 4 days last week and came out with 450 after tax






what pissed me off today..went for the medical, had the piss test.....VOID
my piss was too clear, had to wait like an hour to piss again and hope i wasnt so hydrated...
2nd piss turned out fine though, would have been another 90 quid to book it again though.
sucks if your a healthy person that keeps hydrated.

kinda bricking it for the results, smoked a tiny joint about a week or two ago so im hoping ill be alright

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:34 pm
by AntlionUK
Sheff wrote:
pikeymobile wrote:
Sheff wrote:railway maintenance, guaranteed the job too, setting off for my medical soon which is costing 170

then next saturday im spending 10 days in manchester doing my track safety course which should cost me 750, but thankfully im getting it for 350

theres a chance the company will cover the medical costs though, they've done it for a few of my mates



and whats the job you're thinkin of?
My mate does lots of work on the rails, the pay is absolutely insane
yeah my mate worked 4 days last week and came out with 450 after tax






what pissed me off today..went for the medical, had the piss test.....VOID
my piss was too clear, had to wait like an hour to piss again and hope i wasnt so hydrated...
2nd piss turned out fine though, would have been another 90 quid to book it again though.
sucks if your a healthy person that keeps hydrated.

kinda bricking it for the results, smoked a tiny joint about a week or two ago so im hoping ill be alright
You going to jail son.

:cozzers:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:29 pm
by Sheff
OI

that thing where you let it buffer and disconnect the internet with Megavideo didnt work








YOUUUUUUUU MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:42 pm
by yoowan
Upscale living

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:22 am
by wub
Crappy nights sleep, woke up at 5am, got confused at what the time was and ended up arriving at the office at 6:20am. Feel like I'm going to vomit into my bin at any moment.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:51 am
by budsteq
me and my girlfriend had a fight/silly little break up before the weekend. on the weekend she smashed back a bottle of vodka in ten minutes and hooked up with 3 different guys, one of whom she allegedly had sex with.

I am so fucking...idk. I slapped her and I dont even care how many guys would kick my ass. I dont care. She is a fucking c unt.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:53 am
by wub
budsteq wrote:me and my girlfriend had a fight/silly little break up before the weekend. on the weekend she smashed back a bottle of vodka in ten minutes and hooked up with 3 different guys, one of whom she allegedly had sex with.

I am so fucking...idk. I slapped her and I dont even care how many guys would kick my ass. I dont care. She is a fucking c unt.

:|

Not cool.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:55 am
by budsteq
Not hard. Didn't even leave a mark.

ffs this girl was a virgin when I started dating her.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:56 am
by wub
budsteq wrote:Not hard. Didn't even leave a mark.

ffs this girl was a virgin when I started dating her.

Not being funny, but how does any of the above statement justify hitting a woman?

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:00 am
by budsteq
I'm not entirely sure it does. I don't feel like more of a man, or good about it, and I don't appreciate being patronized when I already feel like shit.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:04 am
by wub
budsteq wrote:I'm not entirely sure it does. I don't feel like more of a man, or good about it, and I don't appreciate being patronized when I already feel like shit.


Not patronising you mate, but hitting women is entirely unacceptable IMO.