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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:37 pm
by dubluke
XOR wrote:dubluke wrote:XOR wrote:dubluke wrote:datura wrote:
unless you have a metal arm, then it's like ha, metal arm deflects vagina dentata
i have a metal arm installed just in case i one day get to touch kate nash's unholy bladed pussy of doom
Always pays to plan for the future, you never know just what might greet you in a pair of innocent looking Marks&Sparks panties.
a fantastic snatch?
Might snatch you hand off?
hahahahahahha
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm
by datura
dubluke wrote:i still maintain that should the situation arose (oooooooh BEHAVE) i would bang kate nash hard enough to tear her evil snatch in two
you could just take her up the shit
ah it'd be safer
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm
by blizzardmusic
We have just officially overtook the most popular thread
*round of applause*
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:39 pm
by dubluke
datura wrote:dubluke wrote:i still maintain that should the situation arose (oooooooh BEHAVE) i would bang kate nash hard enough to tear her evil snatch in two
you could just take her up the shit
ah it'd be safer
true but thats a very messy method
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:40 pm
by xor
Perhaps we should get some drinks in. I'll start with the sherry, to keep things more civilised than they've been recently.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:41 pm
by blizzardmusic
ill stick with dr pepper.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:42 pm
by two oh one
It's LEGO.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:43 pm
by xor
Clean up the language man. Aunty Whitehouse is on the warpath.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:44 pm
by xor
two oh one wrote:It's LEGO.
...twiddles thumbs...
...'sit yourself down'...
...pours drink...
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:44 pm
by datura
she looks like a california raisin
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:45 pm
by xor
datura wrote:she looks like a california raisin
You're fucking for it now, she's furious.
I swore! Shit.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:45 pm
by blizzardmusic
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:46 pm
by dubluke
i'll take beers that size please ^^
i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:47 pm
by xor
dubluke wrote:
i'll take beers that size please ^^
i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight
Absolute filth! Come on then!!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:47 pm
by dubluke
its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs
big up my lasses
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:48 pm
by dubluke
its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs
big up my lasses
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:48 pm
by xor
dubluke wrote:its too late XOR - i'm already on the way upstairs
big up my aryan lasses
Not me you've gotta answer to...it's Mary!!! Come on then Bluke!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:49 pm
by blizzardmusic
dubluke wrote:
i'll take beers that size please ^^
i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight
them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent
heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:49 pm
by xor
BlizzardMusic wrote:dubluke wrote:
i'll take beers that size please ^^
i'll take those three girls as well, i reserve the bedroom for tonight, cheers lads, invest in some earplugs tonight if you want any sleep tonight
them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent
heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this
She looks like the Predator.
Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:51 pm
by dubluke
BlizzardMusic wrote:
them girls are vile
they look like homeless people from stoke on trent
heres wat u call a lady. somebody like this
i disagree, the one in the middle i would probably miss out by general rule but who can refuse a foursome?
she (^^) looks like plastic and is butters
one improvement i can think of to my foursome is that i could with
larging up their chests (pun intended)
