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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:00 pm
by magma
apmje wrote:
Liam92 wrote:
Liam92 wrote:My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is :u:
It itches :(
Fucking pussy.
I think that's what he's trying to do.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:06 pm
by apmje
magma wrote:
apmje wrote:
Liam92 wrote:
Liam92 wrote:My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is :u:
It itches :(
Fucking pussy.
I think that's what he's trying to do.
He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want! :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:08 pm
by Liam92
apmje wrote:
magma wrote:
apmje wrote:
Liam92 wrote:
Liam92 wrote:My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is :u:
It itches :(
Fucking pussy.
I think that's what he's trying to do.
He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want! :lol:
You are correct when you call me a pussy :cornlol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:10 pm
by apmje
Liam92 wrote:
apmje wrote:
magma wrote:
apmje wrote:
Liam92 wrote:
It itches :(
Fucking pussy.
I think that's what he's trying to do.
He's gunna find that well uncomfortable since his pube area is now going to be like sandpaper made with itchy bombs.

As for the fucking pussy, if you didn't want too...why do it? I'd tell me girlfriend to fuck off if she told me to shave anything I didn't want! :lol:
You are correct when you call me a pussy :cornlol:
It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:12 pm
by Liam92
apmje wrote:
It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.
I should've thought it through haha, she can fuck off, just hope it doesn't last much longer! :corncry:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:13 pm
by apmje
Liam92 wrote:
apmje wrote:
It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.
I should've thought it through haha, she can fuck off, just hope it doesn't last much longer! :corncry:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:52 pm
by finji
just trim that shit first.

also, 500 pages of pissed of people, well done everyone.

exam results in two days, not really pissing me off but more scaring me..

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:44 pm
by brettheaslewood
:u: got very skint in June decided to borrow £300 of wonga, been in a spiral of £300 debt every month because of it! :@
dont think im gonna get out of it till after outlook either! :u:

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:59 pm
by bigfootspartan
apmje wrote: It'll grow back. Just don't make the same mistake bro.
After the first time it only itches when you let it get long. I've been shaven for the past 3 years and don't ever get itchy unless I forget to shave it for a few days. Usually my lady reminds me before it gets that long anyways though...


Other unrelated bitching:
Trying to set up school stuff is a huge pain in the ass right now. I realized that I'm interested in trying to get into something competitive, but I only have a year to get my application ready, and up till now I've been lazy as fuck. There's other people in my class trying to get in who have been involved in every humanitarian/volunteer thing ever in the past 2 years, and all I've been doing is picking my nose. Now no one will answer my emails because they are busy with these other kids. Everyones else is too bloody keen from day one, and now lazy people like me can't find anything to do to build our CV's.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:15 pm
by jameshk
brasco wrote:
Liam92 wrote:
Liam92 wrote:My girl wants me to go bald (in let's just say, a certain area) don't think she realises quite how difficult a task it is :u:
It itches :(
:corndance:
Plus there's the chance of slipping and cutting yourself. Trust me its some pretty intense pain. Infact I think I complained about it about a week or so ago in this very thread.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:02 pm
by hutyluty
football stewards

need to get a proper job

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:08 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:14 am
by hutyluty
Nevalo wrote:Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit
FUCK DEM BITCHES

NOT WORF YOUR TIME BRUV NAHHHHHHHHHHH

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:34 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
hutyluty wrote:
Nevalo wrote:Girls not being straight up...

its a pain in the ass trying to read through the bullshit
FUCK DEM BITCHES

NOT WORF YOUR TIME BRUV NAHHHHHHHHHHH
godamnit... but shes so hot lol

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:22 am
by Shum
Nevalo wrote:
godamnit... but shes so hot lol
LOL

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:30 am
by hifi
diarrhea

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:20 am
by Electric_Head
you lot talking about shaving your ball hairs have nothing on me.
I had an angle grinder with a diamond cutting disk working away cutting some tiles.
The disk got a nick in it and the when the disk came round and hit the nick, the angle grinder shot out of my hands and hit me in the balls.
ON!!!!!

It ripped my pants apart and sliced through my undies.
Luckily though the underpants got wrapped around the grinder and stopped as the grinder started to cut into my scrotum.
So imagine the image of me standing with an angry angle grinder hanging from my undies between my legs, destroyed pants and a sliced scrotum.

Needless to say, it was pretty scary.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:26 am
by oprs
Electric_Head wrote:you lot talking about shaving your ball hairs have nothing on me.
I had an angle grinder with a diamond cutting disk working away cutting some tiles.
The disk got a nick in it and the when the disk came round and hit the nick, the angle grinder shot out of my hands and hit me in the balls.
ON!!!!!

It ripped my pants apart and sliced through my undies.
Luckily though the underpants got wrapped around the grinder and stopped as the grinder started to cut into my scrotum.
So imagine the image of me standing with an angry angle grinder hanging from my undies between my legs, destroyed pants and a sliced scrotum.

Needless to say, it was pretty scary.
No lie, i would have just shit my pants and passed out probably.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:29 am
by LA_Boxers
This is the 10,000 thing that has pissed somebody off.

Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:31 am
by Electric_Head
oprs wrote:
No lie, i would have just shit my pants and passed out probably.
I don`t think I ever got how close I was to serious injury.