Fat birds.
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:41 pm
Would you/ Have you?
Maybe.
Yes.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:43 pm
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:44 pm
Maybe.
Yes.
Yes.
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:51 pm
Rats, u considering some cushion for the pushin?
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:55 pm
oh good, Im glad you think its okay to use derogatory terms toward obese females, but as soon as finding money is mentioned everyone seems to want to take the moral highground, 
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:56 pm
id take the 2 grand and the fat bird
sorted for life ya get meh!!!!
sorted for life ya get meh!!!!
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:17 pm
simple answer to that is a straight NO lolmissedthebus wrote:
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:46 pm
surely the question is, can you get in?missedthebus wrote:
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:52 pm
Where there's a willy, there's a way. Just have to chuck a bag of flour at it to find the wetspot.bandshell wrote:surely the question is, can you get in?missedthebus wrote:
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:06 pm
Depends.
Once. Though she wasn't exactly massive. It was rubbish. I only did it because a friend and I had a conversation about her having a "glint in her eye" that suggested extreme bedroom filth. None materialised...
Is it me or are one night stands either a total waste of time or the most fun you've ever had? Never inbetween...
Once. Though she wasn't exactly massive. It was rubbish. I only did it because a friend and I had a conversation about her having a "glint in her eye" that suggested extreme bedroom filth. None materialised...
Is it me or are one night stands either a total waste of time or the most fun you've ever had? Never inbetween...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:14 pm
yea never in between imo, i usually find that you get the butters girls which she is totally shit in bed and end up leaving half way though and bashing yourself off instead, or you get the real fit bird who just wants fun which turns out the one of the best shags youve had, either way its a point on the scoreboard lolMagma wrote:Is it me or are one night stands either a total waste of time or the most fun you've ever had? Never inbetween...
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:22 pm
Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits. 
Oh and everyone has a different perception of what fat is. There's also a difference between fat and plump, lol.
Oh and everyone has a different perception of what fat is. There's also a difference between fat and plump, lol.
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:27 pm
I agree with your second opinion, but tits as big as a head is fucking gross.::G-SUS:: wrote:Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits.
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:31 pm
Nah man, its all about theNilsFG wrote:I agree with your second opinion, but tits as big as a head is fucking gross.::G-SUS:: wrote:Only if she has massive tits. Im talkin big as your head. Nothing worse than a chubby bird with tiny tits.
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:40 pm
I was going to comment but it came out all girly and righteous..
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:48 pm
more cushioning for my pushin'-in, I say...
plus they're more grateful/more likely to cook you a nice breakfast in the morning
plus they're more grateful/more likely to cook you a nice breakfast in the morning