Danger Wanks
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:36 pm
All these threads of your most embarrassing moment / black outs etc. got me thinking about the good old danger wank. I still like a good danger wank and my confidence has grown over the years as I have managed to wank in more audacious situations, they're better than danger fucks because getting caught doing a danger fuck is a guilt and shame shared so the burden is less. So danger wanks are where it's at. A couple of danger wanks that will forever stick in my head are:
~ Going camping with a group of mates and sharing a tent with this lass I fancied. I knew she was still awake and wearing nothing in her sleeping bag but a pair of knickers and a tshirt, I could smell her musky scent as I lay next to her and that was it... being only about 17 I couldn't keep it at bay and had a hard on that a monkey could swing on. I initiated some bollocks conversation with her and whilst she lay facing me I pulled away at my cock until it erupted mid conversation, being quite dark in the tent she didn't see my vinegar stroke.
~ Before I went out with my ex I used to spend a lot of time with her, literally everyday and she'd tease me the way girls do - you know the thing, lead you on sexually. She'd stick her hand down her knickers and show me her fingers which would shine with her wetness then push me away and close the door. This caused me no end of frustration so one day when she was sat on my computer, I came out of the shower, stood behind her and pretended to be looking at she was looking at and knocked a fast one out before she became suspect or worse saw what I was doing.
~ Not so much of a story with this one but I remember going to sit in a field with me mates, light a fire, sink some beers and have a smoke. I was one of the first ones to turn up and was really horny as fuck for some reason and when I was "collecting firewood" I knocked one out behind a tree that my mates would have to pass on their way into the field, I would have probably have heard them before I saw them but fuck it.
I really don't have much shame but I am going to end it there.
~ Going camping with a group of mates and sharing a tent with this lass I fancied. I knew she was still awake and wearing nothing in her sleeping bag but a pair of knickers and a tshirt, I could smell her musky scent as I lay next to her and that was it... being only about 17 I couldn't keep it at bay and had a hard on that a monkey could swing on. I initiated some bollocks conversation with her and whilst she lay facing me I pulled away at my cock until it erupted mid conversation, being quite dark in the tent she didn't see my vinegar stroke.
~ Before I went out with my ex I used to spend a lot of time with her, literally everyday and she'd tease me the way girls do - you know the thing, lead you on sexually. She'd stick her hand down her knickers and show me her fingers which would shine with her wetness then push me away and close the door. This caused me no end of frustration so one day when she was sat on my computer, I came out of the shower, stood behind her and pretended to be looking at she was looking at and knocked a fast one out before she became suspect or worse saw what I was doing.
~ Not so much of a story with this one but I remember going to sit in a field with me mates, light a fire, sink some beers and have a smoke. I was one of the first ones to turn up and was really horny as fuck for some reason and when I was "collecting firewood" I knocked one out behind a tree that my mates would have to pass on their way into the field, I would have probably have heard them before I saw them but fuck it.
I really don't have much shame but I am going to end it there.
