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i haven't got any good enough reasons...!?

britney spears-textin style?
quick let down?
kick in the teeth?
how about i piss the words 'I'M OFF' into her mothers brand new velvet drapes?

any suggestions welcome.

thanks.

Sly mental trickery and get her to dump you - you get the result, and she gets the satisfaction that she ended it so you don't mess up her self-esteem (too much).

Or of course there's always



But this might be a bit too thorough

Shonky's first suggestion is always a good one to use but can take a while and even not work. Depending on how you play it, it might blow back in you face and end up with her liking you even more. This would make it imposable to get rid of her, resulting in you having to take extreme measures that could end up with you in prison.

Just dump her. " I don't think your fit anymore, sorry"..
Do you really need a reason? You be Tronman the illest....

Quick let down - "this isnt working for me"

or "I love dubstep more than i could ever love you"

"fuck this shit im going to FWD/DMZ/Leeds"

or "im sorry i like men"

forensix (mcr) wrote:Quick let down - "this isnt working for me"

or "I love dubstep more than i could ever love you"

"fuck this shit im going to FWD/DMZ/Leeds"

or "im sorry i like men"

Judging by his avatar, the latter option may be most plausible.

book a holiday with the lads..she'll dump you.

tell her that all though you havent expressed it before, your into really kinky shit , and when she says like what , show her the shit you have just taken into her handbag. never fails.

poax wrote:tell her that all though you havent expressed it before, your into really kinky shit , and when she says like what , show her the shit you have just taken into her handbag. never fails.

lol

i reckon just be straight with her man. just say listen im sorry but for whatever reason i dont feel like this is the thing for me right now, i dunno why, it just doesnt feel right. most people need to experience that at some point anyways i reckon (unless shes already racked with insecurity, in which case its gonna be more complex)

RANDOM TRIO wrote:book a holiday with the lads..she'll dump you.

thats how i got the elbow last year, fuck it, up 2 her wernt it, fuckin slag

i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

my last breakup with my last girlfriend was the easiest. i just started hanging out with my friends a LOT, and we played records all the time, she didnt, so felt left out, and we finally just kinda stopped seeing each other. easiest breakup ever.

shag her best mate. guaranteed.

Tell her just after you bus doggy style!!!

dont i repeat dont say ''ive already got one mum why do i need another?''

damn that shit is wahck and will get you barred from the pink water hole for life!

do say ''ive got a small rash at the side of my testis and ive only been with you''

a gem! 100 per cent fail safe

tronman wrote:i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

lol apologies look at me coming on all serious

brutal honesty. i recommend it everytime.

You could use the Seinfeld method:

Tell her you've been thinking about having a "menage a trois". Either she becomes so totally offended that she dumps you, or she turns out to be totally into the idea and sets something up w/ you, her, and a sexy friend.

That's what we call a "win-win" situation

^ ah nice!

in that vein i suggest a classic. tell lady you want to have a baby so you want to get her pregnant and if it turns out to be a boy then she can marry you.

very offensive, trust.

whats mengage atrois? is it betta than stella?

id just bash her over the head wiv a brick mate. that'll fuck her right off