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Me + India
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 am
by the wiggle baron
Go on then you lot.
Odds on what you think happened.
Had a wicked couple of weeks.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:45 am
by Pada
Thought for a seconded India might be the name of your latest crush

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:45 am
by Dead Rats
You didn't put your penis inside a vagina once.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:47 am
by BaronVon
You got the shits?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:48 am
by missedthebus
Met the love of your life. His name is Frank.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:50 am
by BaronVon
You grew a moustache?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:54 am
by missedthebus
got bitten by a rat
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:55 am
by missedthebus
broke your ankle on the step of the Taj Mahal?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:12 pm
by BaronVon
Got a Henna Tattoo on your arse?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:14 pm
by missedthebus
colonic irrigation?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:19 pm
by BaronVon
Dengue Fever?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:26 pm
by karmacazee
You stumbled across acres and acres of wild growing weed?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:27 pm
by missedthebus
learnt Mandarin?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:29 pm
by BaronVon
You discovered the meaning of life whilst being massaged by a 4 ft bearded Yogi with a gimp arm?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:34 pm
by pikeymobile
My mate went to goa a year ago and spent 2 weeks indulging in various psychedelics at some desert and forest psytrance party.
I'm guessing you did something similar, and probably had the shits constantly.
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:35 pm
by missedthebus
Arranged marriage?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:44 pm
by badger
found another sock brother?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:46 pm
by kins83
Lady related success?
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:54 pm
by BaronVon
You met this fella
And married his sister

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:57 pm
by missedthebus
5/1 odds on you having caught elephantiasis.