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my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:53 pm
by manillathrilla
my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me and i cant seem to get over it any advice?
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:55 pm
by mumble
1. Delete her number.
2. Go on a 4 month drug binge, any drug will do.
3. Have a wank.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:57 pm
by manillathrilla
1. i took her off my fav fives
2. i have been on a coke binge
3. i have been on a drinking binge
4. i wank it like 10 times a day
still doesnt help
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:04 pm
by gwa
Get with someone, will make it easier and restore confidence in yourself.
Or Ket....
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:06 pm
by HamCrescendo
Try a 4 year old instead.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:06 pm
by faust.dtc
1. Tell her you are pregnant...should scare/confuse the hell out out of her
2. Tell her you are going to kill yourself...should scare/confuse the hell out out of her
3. Tell her you are going to kill her...should scare/confuse the hell out out of her
4. Go and find another slag to abuse.
Id pick the last one personally.
*wonders how many people have added him to the foes list so far*
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:17 pm
by Dead Rats
Write some tunes. Inspiration comes from depression, inniiitt maaattteee.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:17 pm
by defekt
Get with some other girl you like on the rebound, realise you don't actually like her cause you're on the rebound and break up with her. Now you're confidence is restored, remain single and happy until either a) you find someone who really is worth it, who isn't manipulative and don't just go for any girl that gives you a bit of attention or b) you die.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:17 pm
by manillathrilla
thing is i cant even look at other girls right now, she is honestly a dime piece most beautiful girl in the world no joke theres no way i could get with another girl like that
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:18 pm
by faust.dtc
dead rats wrote:Write some tunes. Inspiration comes from depression, inniiitt maaattteee.
Shut up you Emo twat...

Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:18 pm
by defekt
manillathrilla wrote:thing is i cant even look at other girls right now, she is honestly a dime piece most beautiful girl in the world no joke theres no way i could get with another girl like that
get with a guy then

Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:19 pm
by the acid never lies
defekt wrote:Get with some other girl you like on the rebound, realise you don't actually like her cause you're on the rebound and break up with her. Now you're confidence is restored, remain single and happy until either a) you find someone who really is worth it, who isn't manipulative and don't just go for any girl that gives you a bit of attention or b) you die.
Sorry this comment might be a little misleading; you
will die.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:20 pm
by Dead Rats
faust.dtc wrote:dead rats wrote:Write some tunes. Inspiration comes from depression, inniiitt maaattteee.
Shut up you Emo twat...

It's true. I wrote a fucking library of tunes when ya mum said we couldn't see eachother anymore.

Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:21 pm
by manillathrilla
i dont think i want to die yet, but another month without sex might just kill me.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:21 pm
by faust.dtc
dead rats wrote:faust.dtc wrote:dead rats wrote:Write some tunes. Inspiration comes from depression, inniiitt maaattteee.
Shut up you Emo twat...

It's true. I wrote a fucking library of tunes when ya mum said we couldn't see eachother anymore.

Adoption is always hard when you are the runt of the little my ginger brethren..

Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:23 pm
by manillathrilla
and this girl loves dubstep in my opinion not many girls as beautiful as she is like dubstep
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:24 pm
by Dead Rats
faust.dtc wrote:
Adoption is always hard when you are the runt of the
little my ginger brethren..

lololol u made a typo! Haha!
I win
THE END.
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:24 pm
by faust.dtc
manillathrilla wrote:and this girl loves dubstep in my opinion not many girls as beautiful as she is like dubstep
You know we cant make a serious valued decision without pics mate...

Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:25 pm
by manillathrilla
how do i put up a pic
Re: my girlfriend of almost 3 years dumped me
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:26 pm
by the acid never lies
faust.dtc wrote:manillathrilla wrote:and this girl loves dubstep in my opinion not many girls as beautiful as she is like dubstep
You know we cant make a serious valued decision without pics mate...

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