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what do you do if a girl accidentally farts in front of you???

laugh if they're ugly...


nah, just ignore it unless they laugh but it's pretty uncomfortable.

tell her she sounds like an anal virgin

say she is cute and you are hitting it off then there is the fart? and what if it stinks terribly?

manillathrilla wrote:say she is cute and you are hitting it off then there is the fart? and what if it stinks terribly?

if it's a bad fart you can't help the reaction, laugh and wretch or just wretch

do you then fart to make her feel better/pretend it never happened/laough/leave momentarily/ask if she just farted? my x girlfriends mom once bent down in front of me and let a beast rip...unfortunately i laoughed i dont think she ever liked me after that.

manillathrilla wrote:my x girlfriends mom once bent down in front of me and let a beast rip...unfortunately i laoughed i dont think she ever liked me after that.

anyone have a terrible fart story?

Me, my girlfriend, and 2 friends were driving back from a 3 day DNB fest. I had 3 days of seafood buffets and black stout. I was in the back seat with my girl. My farts were so fucking rank it would make Zombie Scat Porn stars throw up. We almost wrecked cause my friend David was trying to stick his head out the window and vomit going like 70 miles per hour on the interstate. It was bad.

Breath in deeply and hold your breath. They dont come along often but when they go they smell like roses...

manillathrilla wrote:what do you do if a girl accidentally farts in front of you???

Tell her it smells like febreze

I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking. I'm like NO!, keep going... and they're like... are you some kinda perv into that shit?

bass hertz wrote:I hate when a girl quiffs and gets all embarassed, and wants to stop fucking.

Probably one of the main causes of blueballs.

i giggle every time i hear a queef

If shes hot then suck it up!

what if she poops?

Coppola wrote:If shes hot then suck it up!

Backing that lol.

one time i was in a friend of a friends apartment and this hot drunk bitch comes out into the living room. she was sitting on the hardwood floor and proceeded to let a monster out of her butt. the beast reverberated off the floor making it even crazier. the best part was that she then said "thats not what you thought it was".

draw for the ring hand

make a scene and storm off...and tell everyone