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Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:47 pm
by jibba
From Friday at Dubpressure, Skream was clearly a bit worse for wear at the end of the night and just dropped a filthy number so Pokes belted out something like...

"Oi Skream...before you leave you're coming backstage for DEBRIEFING"

Post your classics or current favourites...

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:15 pm
by -dubson-
hmmm cant think of any now, will think of some later

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:21 pm
by jolly wailer
draw for the cheese and biscuits :)

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:39 pm
by spaniard
"Goth-trad how do you say fuck off in Japenese"

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:53 pm
by asa
''oi, goth trad! how do you say 'fuck off' in japanese?''

EDIT - didnt even see the previous reply :/

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:56 pm
by bandshell
When he completely shit all over that racist guy during a baps show was hilarious.

"yeah, your the one in the corner.... on rohypnol.... with ya dick out"

:lol:

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:57 pm
by Province
"time for some mixed vegetables" - Onemans generation bass set.

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:09 pm
by fergus222
out to the bbc coffee, tasty!

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:18 pm
by Hibbie
"Mala fuck off, Fuck off back to Morocco"

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:20 pm
by Hide_One
Kick over ya Hi-Fi then pick it back up and adjust the EQ!

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:24 pm
by collapse
Dunno how often he does this but "If u want the rewind stand still". So jokes when it worked on the deep medi boat party for left leg out

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 7:56 pm
by hackman
haha yeah i remember that, or when he got everyone to hold up their lighters without them lit lol

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:03 pm
by -dubson-
"Were gonna give the number out for the samaritans at the end of this one..."

:lol:

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:34 pm
by mugger t
Mash em down loefah - like some King Edward's potatoes.

It's a new type of dubplate, this one's cut out of vomit, it's a regurgaplate

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:39 pm
by turntable eel
" this ones a toe stubber ....... this ones got leather sandals on it !!!!"

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:08 pm
by sick rick
turntable eel wrote:" this ones a toe stubber"
superb

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:52 am
by JazzyJazzy
'Benga, how could you.....to these innocent people'

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:48 am
by ST100
bandshell wrote:When he completely shit all over that racist guy during a baps show was hilarious.

"yeah, your the one in the corner.... on rohypnol.... with ya dick out"

:lol:
I remember that. that was fucking great. :lol:

also;

"Keyboard skank...... the keyboard skank."

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:38 am
by deepfiend
'Come in like a bailif'

'Come in like 50 through the window. Straight SAS business.'

Re: Post your favourite SGT Pokes lyrics/quotes!

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:18 am
by defoxster
"This ones big Like Yellow storage"

"Regurgaplate"

"Rollin it back like Asda"

"Largin up Loefah Vandross"