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FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:18 am
by pikeymobile
It's 'zed' not 'zee'.
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:04 pm
by .onelove.
and and AND, 'Anti' is pronounced 'An-tee' and not 'An-tie'.
also 'Immigration' is pronounced 'Immigration ' and not 'I-mmigration'
plus people from Saudi Arabia are 'Arabs' not 'A-rabs'
Learn these rules and together we can live in peace and harmony
Anti-Immigration policies help keep out Arabs. SAY IT
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:07 pm
by gnome
and patrionising is pronounced pat-rio-nising not Pate-rio-nising
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:23 pm
by hurlingdervish
GA-RAAAJ
not
GARE IDGE
ISN'T IT
not
INNIT
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:05 pm
by firky
Paedophile not PEDDLO-FILE. Is this a peddlo-file?
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:43 pm
by hurlingdervish
HENDRIX
NOT
CLAPTON
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:48 pm
by pikeymobile
FREE HEALTH CARE
NOT
GLENN BECK
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:50 pm
by firky
NOBEL PRIZES FOR DOING SHIT
NOT FOR BEING BLACK
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:01 pm
by hurlingdervish
MORE THAN TWO DECENT MAJOR CITIES
......
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:03 pm
by pikeymobile
SCIENCE OVER RELIGION
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:04 pm
by hurlingdervish
NOT JUDGING A COUNTRY BASED ON A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF DUMBASSES
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:07 pm
by pikeymobile
EVERY REPUBLICAN AND FAUX-LIBERTARIAN
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:07 pm
by hurlingdervish
ARE ONLY HEARD OF BECAUSE THEY SPEAK THE LOUDEST
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:11 pm
by pikeymobile
Yeah, it's a shame liberals aren't louder tbh. I actually defend America in most arguments when some tnuc is like 'every american is a god fearing fatty' as they have no understanding that america is more liberal than conservative these days. As well as the fact britain is just as fat.
However, for the sake of this argument, fuck you and your christianity and shit because you're like, fat and stuff.
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:17 pm
by hurlingdervish
haha, then for the sake of argument:
STOP EATING FROZEN DINNERS
i forget where i heard that...
but i heard it so it must be true
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:24 pm
by pikeymobile
Frozen microwaveable curries are this countries biggest downfall. I enjoy them bi-yearly, and once spent 30 minutes trying to work out how long to put one in the microwave for after a shroom trip, but I'm not fat so I can eat what I want
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:57 pm
by firky
SWEETS NOT CANDY
POP NOT SODA
PISS NOT LIQUOR
ARSE NOT ASS
tnuc NOT COOCH
ASIANS ARE FROM SOUTH ASIA AND THE INDIAN SUBCONTINENT NOT JAPAN 
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:01 pm
by pikeymobile
Also, a bum is NOT a fanny.
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:12 pm
by .onelove.
pikeymobile wrote:Also, a bum is NOT a fanny.
HAH true, I still giggle like a school girl when I hear the word FANNY openly used on day-time American sitcoms.
Re: FAO: Americans
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:20 pm
by spire
.onelove. wrote:also 'Immigration' is pronounced 'Immigration ' and not 'I-mmigration'
are you saying we pause while saying immigration?