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ray mears kinda looks like meatloaf dressed as a boyscout,

bear grills just looks like a tosser...

Bruce Parry.

Bear Grylls. I don't care if he went back to a hotel the guys hard as nails. Ray mears hardly comes close to a former S.A.S member

bandshell wrote:Bruce Parry.

This. Tribe should be renamed to 'Going to the jungle to take DMT with Bruce Parry'

Grylls is a tory, ffs. He went to Eaton. He should be shot in the head.

ALso he's a fake, he was staying in a fucking hotel when pretending to be stranded and doing bear survival on a desert island. Bloke's a tory tnuc. He should be raped in front of his family, and shot in the thoat.

Pistonsbeneath wrote:

You cant vote for yourself

firky wrote:Grylls is a tory, ffs. He went to Eaton. He should be shot in the head.

ALso he's a fake, he was staying in a fucking hotel when pretending to be stranded and doing bear survival on a desert island. Bloke's a tory tnuc. He should be raped in front of his family, and shot in the thoat.

Who cares if he sleeps in hotels at night, by day he drinks water from elephant shit, munches on rotten zebra flesh and fights alligators, all because he can. Last episode I watched with him, he killed a rattlesnake with a stick for shits and giggles.

Fair enough but he went to Eton.






WTF?!

Motherfucker survived a parachute accident using his spine to break his fall, and murders dangerous animals by the bucket loads. He may come from a posh background, and stay in fine hotels around the world, but his daily activities make him one of the hardest stnuc alive. He also drinks more of his own piss than anyone else on the planet.

He's a tory.

pikeymobile wrote: He also drinks more of his own piss than anyone else on the planet.

I drink more of his piss.

pikeymobile wrote:Motherfucker survived a parachute accident using his spine to break his fall, and murders dangerous animals by the bucket loads. He may come from a posh background, and stay in fine hotels around the world, but his daily activities make him one of the hardest stnuc alive. He also drinks more of his own piss than anyone else on the planet.

this. bear grylls is awesome! i like the one where he just guts that dead camel and climbs inside it. and he squeezes the juice out of the grass in its intestines and drinks it! rank!

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Is this even a question to be asked! Bear Grylls is a legend man, i seen almost all his episodes! a man on a mission!

David Attenborough STANDARD!!!!!

Bear Grylls is awesome and so is Ray Mears. I dunno who's better really, it's survival shows yeah but they're quite different. Ray Mears seems like he'd survive longer as he survives off safe things as opposed to sticking his hand in a beehive or wrestling an alligator.

Bear's fighting an army of scorpions whilst Ray makes soup out of his boxers basically.

bear grylls is just entertainment.
ray mears actually tells you something, and has history in it.

seriously if it came to being stranded with one of them it would have to be Ray Mears, he would have a nice camp, set up loads of snares and be half way through building a boat while Bear was sliding down hills on his arse chasing a snake to eat its fucking eyeballs "just cos he can".

Ray Mears. Bear Grylls is a fucking cartoon. I get the impression that Mears would be doing what he's doing whether there was a camera in front of him or not... you think Bear Grylls does any of that shit for fun? He's just a well'ard circus performer.