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Lemons seem to be taking over my life now, I've receive much lemon merchandise from people and had conversations with random people ranging from Curd Wrestling to Lemon Fisting. Anyone got any lemony experiences they'd like to share or know of any essential lemon related products?

Here's some pictures of people with lemons...

White Label

Clown Club

Evolution Experience

the dub lemon wrote:Lemon Fisting

wat

pikeymobile wrote:

the dub lemon wrote:Lemon Fisting

wat

Sounds painful.... and sour

Lemons are probably the 2nd best fruit.

Apples are the best.

Not really sure how that subject came up, this girl just brought it up in conversation but it was quite appropriate because we have a track called Lemon Fist (Kung Fu style though).

Here's another girl we met posing with the fisting lemon...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4 ... 1240798848

magma wrote:Lemons are probably the 2nd best fruit.

Apples are the best.

I'm legally obliged to tell you there are not better fruit than lemons.

Also while apples are pretty dope (freshl apple juice is the bomb) you can't really rank them higher thank raspberries, strawberries, pineapples, cherries or mangos.

the dub lemon wrote:Also while apples are pretty dope (freshl apple juice is the bomb) you can't really rank them higher thank raspberries, strawberries, pineapples, cherries or mangos.

THIS!!! Also grapes, watermelon and bananas...actually apples are shit.

Actually lemons are pretty shit too as you cant enjoy them on there own although my homemade Lemon + Honey + Rum combo did clear my sore throat last night...

Lemon Curd is the 1.

I once went to a club that had no lemonade, it was horrific. Had to have vodka Red Bull.

lil-tee wrote:I once went to a club that had no lemonade, it was horrific. Had to have vodka Red Bull.

This happend to me once aswell! The barman asked if i wanted tonic water instead...... tonic water.... with vodka... <barf>

faust.dtc wrote: THIS!!! Also grapes, watermelon and bananas...actually apples are shit.

Actually lemons are pretty shit too as you cant enjoy them on there own although my homemade Lemon + Honey + Rum combo did clear my sore throat last night...

Grapes are pretty sick really but I still think I'd rank them about the same as apples. Grapes, apples & oranges are all fantastic fruit but they're a bit standard and not stand out.

Bananas are like pear imho, they're fucking amazing but if they're a bit wrong then they're fucking terrible.

Peaches & nectarines are also fucking amazing but the mess factor sometimes makes them hard to enjoy.

Water melon is a funny one...it's really nice, and I really like it but when they are too watery they are really dissappointing.

I think that fact that you don't eat lemons on their own makes them a bit special, the world would be pretty shit with out them. Limes are dope too but it would be too expensive to buy a whole sack of limes for each gig...plus I don't think they really have the same impact as a lemon.

the dub lemon wrote:Lemons seem to be taking over my life now, I've receive much lemon merchandise from people and had conversations with random people ranging from Curd Wrestling to Lemon Fisting. Anyone got any lemony experiences they'd like to share or know of any essential lemon related products?

Here's some pictures of people with lemons...

White Label

Clown Club

Evolution Experience

I missed you in ferndown

apparantly there was talk of lemon rape with my brother. I would like to see pics.

ive been drinking lemon flaverd beer good stuff

The dub lemon is a fucking legend.

Here in Thailand they translate Lime to Lemon. Lemons do'nt grow in Thailand but the native Manow(which is a Lime) they call a Lemon. I have argued many times that this is a Lime but they assure me it is a Lemon. They are all mad.

I have a serious phobia of apples

im drinking lime beer tasts the same as lemon

haha big up lemon's

skevin wrote:I missed you in ferndown

apparantly there was talk of lemon rape with my brother. I would like to see pics.

ah pity mate, you should've come along, there was lemon rape and lemon aids. For pics see the White Label link (no lemon rape pics in there though).

baron_von_carlton wrote:Here in Thailand they translate Lime to Lemon. Lemons do'nt grow in Thailand but the native Manow(which is a Lime) they call a Lemon. I have argued many times that this is a Lime but they assure me it is a Lemon. They are all mad.

wtf! thats pretty fucked!

aspect-dubz wrote:haha big up lemon's

big up lemons indeed!

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Non-culinary uses



A lemon orchard in the Galilee of Israel.


Lemon in the process of ripening
Citric acid - Lemons were the primary commercial source of this substance prior to the development of fermentation-based processes.
Lemon battery - A popular science experiment in schools involves attaching electrodes to a lemon and using it as a battery to produce electricity. Although very low power, several lemons used in this way can power a small digital watch[7]. These experiments also work with other fruits and vegetables.
Sanitary kitchen deodorizer - deodorize, remove grease, bleach stain, and disinfect; when mixed with baking soda, lemon can remove stains from plastic food storage containers.[8]

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Usage in culture

Peels
The depiction of a person slipping on a banana peel has been a staple of physical comedy for generations. An 1898 comedy recording features a popular character of the time, "Cal Stewart", claiming to describe his own such incident, saying:[39]
Now I don't think much of the man that throws a banana peelin' on the sidewalk, and I don't think much of the banana peel that throws a man on the sidewalk neither ... my foot hit the bananer peelin' and I went up in the air, and I come down ker-plunk, jist as I was pickin' myself up a little boy come runnin' across the street ... he says, "Oh mister, won't you please do that agin? My little brother didn't see you do it."

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