i'm gonna have a go at the lyrics of the original freestyle if anyone wants to give me a hand. i'd love to be able to recite this epic haha
in the near future,
(something like i'mma coming) outside your house,
come to your mum's bedroom,
confiscate your mums blouse, (

)
come into your bedroom,
imma tie it round ya neck,
pull you off your bed, spin you round your room and break your neck,
cus i'm that raw type,
how come i'm not hype
if you get on my wrong side
i'll damage your windpipe and put you in a and e so you miss your flight (

)
there would be no hype
i'll just turn up at night,
and its teeeeeeee!
i'll ban you from the block
cus you make ???????????????????
on the head i build like bob?
cus you're ?????????????????????????
i'll turn up at your job, grab your gob, make you take annual leave
OK YOU GOTTA LISTEN THIS ONE
I AM IN THIS GAME
FOR FAME ONLY
and cus i enjoy spitting bars (HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
that frighten you and your family,
i am not an artist,
but i am the darkest
i only still mc cus scorcher said are you on this,
that's why i got one flow,
and thats all i need
my flows are darkside specialist,
so take heed,
i make p,
not cus i mc,
i dont shot weed, crack or b, t.
beef to me is like having a cup of tea,
because i (something like shot man a box?) and end man just like a pikey (clever snatch reference lol)
i'll run up in the house when your sitting on your couch drinking your tea,
flykick man in the face like jet li
whole thing cracks me up so hard